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Nov 29, 2009 | 11:40 AM EST

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Aversion to death 5 Points Complete an easy level without dying
Dog person 5 Points Stomp a cat
Obey gravity, it's the law 5 Points Attempt to double jump
REALLY a dog person 5 Points Stomp a cat while fat
Brutal takedown 10 Points Mid-air axe death
Like a chubby vampire 10 Points Death by spikes when fat
Skilled at not dying 10 Points Complete a hard level without dying
Slow and steady 10 Points Get to the flag when fat
Jump, magic jump 25 Points Find and use the golden bounce pad
Untouchable 25 Points Complete a hard level without taking damage
Curious 50 Points Find a secret area
Godslayer 50 Points Defeat the cat god
Royal rainbow 50 Points Vomit on the princess
Collector 100 Points Find all 3 secret areas

Author Comments


Applez seems to be suffering from the same bug that Armed Prophet is, which is caused by a new update in Internet Explorer. As far as I know there is NOTHING I can do on my side to fix this. You can fix this by either using Firefox (this is just good all round advice) or by following this procedure, that I am told will help:

SOLVED: Tools---Internet Options --- Security tab --- uncheck protected mode. or Tools---Internet Options --- Security tab --- click -trusted sites - click sites - uncheck require server - click add (Make sure you also have unchecked protected mode for this zone) This will disable it for only the site you add. This solved the problem but obviously will weakens your security. I would recommend you only disable this when you go to sites you trust that have this problem. Tested with IE8 on Windows 7 RC. I also think it will work with Vista and IE 7.

I am unforunately, unable to replicate this problem myself, so I cannot guarantee that this will work. If anyone can shed some light on this bug, please contact me :D

A fun and different puzzle platformer, featuring 11 levels, 14 achievements to unlock, retro sprites and original music by 4 talented chiptune artists. The game also features a level select feature, allowing players to return to previous levels to get achievements they may have missed.

Controls: move with the arrow keys (or WASD), press down to eat apples or throw-up. Move blocks with space (when fat). Push buttons when fat to make platforms solid. If you lose a life, the buttons will still be pushed down, but if you lose all your lives, all the buttons will be reset.

This is my first full flash game, created as a summer project but only just finished! I was the sole programmer and artist for this game. I hope everyone likes it.

Update: Medals added, thanks to Tom for the help. Also front page woo! Thanks to everyone for their positive reviews :D

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Rated 3 / 5 stars


apples make you fat? thats a lie, isnt it? oh no, its true! *must kill myself* *died*


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Preeeety good

There were some glitches and got hard really fast, but overall it was a good game.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

things i learn from this game

1 slime cats are bouncy
2 jesus will not let you die
3 apples put people fat

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


Honestly, I can't even continue to play this game. FAR too many glitches. I'm not using IE either. Where do I even begin.

There's no invulnerability for even a SECOND after you get hit, so usually instead of just taking one damage, it glitches or you can't get out and either totally die, or lose WAY more health then you rightfully should.

The level select screen is toast. I can't get it to work at all. It just randomly selects the same level no matter what I click, or if I click at all. It's like it gives you 1 second and then just picks level 3 or something. What's up with that?

Certain aspects of levels would change randomly...regardless of if I had done anything. I started a level once, and a bridge was down, so I kept running. The next few times I started the bridge was up for some reason, with no button to activate it and no way I could even continue leaving suicide the only option.

The second secret is glitched. I even googled a walkthrough. I knew how to get it, and had done so twice before. The door won't open.

This exact same music was in escape from Pico's school so not really all that original and gets old really fast, especially with this many glitches and terrible gameplay.

I'm sorry but playing this was just not an enjoyable experience for me at all. Far too many issues that I'm seeing need fixed. I like the concept for the game, and it looks like a decent amount of effort was put into creating these levels, but like I said before I doubt I'll play this again or recommend this to anyone ever.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

great game

fun challenges, good balance of difficulty, the music worked well with the game and i loved the style of art :)

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