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Nov 29, 2009 | 11:40 AM EST

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Aversion to death 5 Points Complete an easy level without dying
Dog person 5 Points Stomp a cat
Obey gravity, it's the law 5 Points Attempt to double jump
REALLY a dog person 5 Points Stomp a cat while fat
Brutal takedown 10 Points Mid-air axe death
Like a chubby vampire 10 Points Death by spikes when fat
Skilled at not dying 10 Points Complete a hard level without dying
Slow and steady 10 Points Get to the flag when fat
Jump, magic jump 25 Points Find and use the golden bounce pad
Untouchable 25 Points Complete a hard level without taking damage
Curious 50 Points Find a secret area
Godslayer 50 Points Defeat the cat god
Royal rainbow 50 Points Vomit on the princess
Collector 100 Points Find all 3 secret areas

Author Comments


Applez seems to be suffering from the same bug that Armed Prophet is, which is caused by a new update in Internet Explorer. As far as I know there is NOTHING I can do on my side to fix this. You can fix this by either using Firefox (this is just good all round advice) or by following this procedure, that I am told will help:

SOLVED: Tools---Internet Options --- Security tab --- uncheck protected mode. or Tools---Internet Options --- Security tab --- click -trusted sites - click sites - uncheck require server - click add (Make sure you also have unchecked protected mode for this zone) This will disable it for only the site you add. This solved the problem but obviously will weakens your security. I would recommend you only disable this when you go to sites you trust that have this problem. Tested with IE8 on Windows 7 RC. I also think it will work with Vista and IE 7.

I am unforunately, unable to replicate this problem myself, so I cannot guarantee that this will work. If anyone can shed some light on this bug, please contact me :D

A fun and different puzzle platformer, featuring 11 levels, 14 achievements to unlock, retro sprites and original music by 4 talented chiptune artists. The game also features a level select feature, allowing players to return to previous levels to get achievements they may have missed.

Controls: move with the arrow keys (or WASD), press down to eat apples or throw-up. Move blocks with space (when fat). Push buttons when fat to make platforms solid. If you lose a life, the buttons will still be pushed down, but if you lose all your lives, all the buttons will be reset.

This is my first full flash game, created as a summer project but only just finished! I was the sole programmer and artist for this game. I hope everyone likes it.

Update: Medals added, thanks to Tom for the help. Also front page woo! Thanks to everyone for their positive reviews :D

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Reminds me of myself when he's fat. ovo xD
Great game-- needs a 2nd.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

i dig it, make a second?


Rated 4 / 5 stars

nice drawing at begning


Rated 2 / 5 stars


Look. I want to like this game. I really do. The art is somewhat good-looking, the apple eating concept is funny, and harmless looking cats caper as enemies. But...

Glitches. Glitches are everywhere. I can easily tell that not much attention was paid to detail.

The hit-boxes on the axes are far ahead of the artwork. I was hit many times by axes even though my character's artwork and the ax's artwork never intercepted.

You can clip inside things and then be propelled to the top of them. Sometimes, this is even necessary, as some platforms are place too high to reach without doing otherwise. This is ridiculous.

I was unable to defeat the cat-god boss. While able to reach the area as skinny, I could not do it when fat, as I did not bounce as high and could not make it over the obstacle. Another issue with the cat-god boss is that sometimes, too many missiles spawn. If you die and come back to the area where you need to begin to ascend the platforms, two missiles will spawn. One is too high to jump over, the other is too low and will hit you. Also, sometimes when you are on top, missiles can come from the bottom of the screen and hit you. When you are fat, there is no way to avoid this, as your character moves so slowly.

An incredibly overrated and broken game that has a lot of potential. It just needs to be polished.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


it was fun.