Reminds me of my brothers even though I am the oldest. But I will try to remember the wheelchair thing in a few decades so I can get back at them.
I don't remember being 5.. I'm an only child. But it's still funny none the less, especially if you imagine an actual 5 year old saying that stuff. Funny how you made him look like he was strung out on crack.
That was gay.....but in a funny way! the last part was the best!! AHAH !! GOOD JOB!!
"I'm gonna push his wheelchair down the stairs"
Hilarious ! GJ