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Alien Juice 10 Points

Get killed by an alien.

Robot Fuel 10 Points

Get killed by a robot.

Zombie Meat 10 Points

Get killed by a zombie.

Alcoholic 25 Points

Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.

Anorexic 25 Points

Play through a stage without eating or drinking.

Armed Prophet 25 Points

Unlock all weapons.

Chairman 25 Points

Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.

Classic Hero 25 Points

Play through every stage.

Hand it Over 25 Points

Kill Zomboss.

Kill Smiley 25 Points

Kill Smileborg

Skull 25 Points

Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.

The Freeman 25 Points

Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.

ZOMG!!!1 25 Points


Handy Man 50 Points

Kill Zomboss with his own arm.

Illegal Alien 50 Points

Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.

Smiley Hater 50 Points

Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.

Testosterowned 50 Points

Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Author Comments

You might experience non-responsive controls while playing this game in Internet Explorer. Just use Firefox instead! It just started happening on some of BoMToons' games too. He did some research and discovered it's related to Internet Explorer 8. Just use FireFox instead!
Thanks BoMToons! You the man!

Mechanical beings from the future are attacking, the undead is rising and aliens are also getting in on the act. Do you have what it takes to brawl your way through all 3 of these threats and save the world?

Arrow keys to move
A - Attack
S - Jump
D - Ultra Mega Death attack
P - Pause
Q - Toggle Quality

This game might be a bit slow on slow computers.
Try changing the quality to low with Q.
Oh, and it runs best in Mozilla Firefox!



One life, no save points, repetitive combat, unimaginative enemies, clunky controls, and infuriating difficulty makes this game shit. One point for graphics, one point for sound, and one point for medals.

Not much here to keep my attention


Varied Enemies.
Good animation.
Decent music.


The graphics of some of the enemies were overly simplistic and jarred with the detail found elsewhere.
Game play felt loose and unresponsive.
Felt like a very generic zombie basher with very little to differentiate it from the pack.


only good thing here is the song.. "Armed Prophet, tenun tenenun!!"

few moves.. same stages just diff enemy looks..

but the song is really catchy..

good idea but falls flat on stupid difficulty

fun concept but falls flat on thinking that high difficulty = good game, the game would have benefited from a life system and at least one or two health items around a boss area, even then I could give it a 5 at most as it commits a to grave of a sin to let me give it more...

a boss with a unblockable, barely unavoidable attack that hurts you whatever you do and robs you of any control, it´s just cheap to the point it´s childish to have it in a game.

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This game obviously had great artwork/animation and music. But in my opinion the gameplay was awful. It wasn't fun at all, the only reason I kept playing was because the artwork looked so nice. I've enjoyed this kind of game before, but I feel like this game was made frustratingly hard for no reason. There are only two buttons you are using most of the time. While I'll admit I may have chanted ARMED PROPHET! a couple of times today I did still genuinely dislike the game, but at the same time can definitely see the people who made this game making something I would genuinely like.

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