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Alien Juice 10 Points

Get killed by an alien.

Robot Fuel 10 Points

Get killed by a robot.

Zombie Meat 10 Points

Get killed by a zombie.

Alcoholic 25 Points

Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.

Anorexic 25 Points

Play through a stage without eating or drinking.

Armed Prophet 25 Points

Unlock all weapons.

Chairman 25 Points

Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.

Classic Hero 25 Points

Play through every stage.

Hand it Over 25 Points

Kill Zomboss.

Kill Smiley 25 Points

Kill Smileborg

Skull 25 Points

Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.

The Freeman 25 Points

Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.

ZOMG!!!1 25 Points


Handy Man 50 Points

Kill Zomboss with his own arm.

Illegal Alien 50 Points

Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.

Smiley Hater 50 Points

Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.

Testosterowned 50 Points

Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Author Comments

You might experience non-responsive controls while playing this game in Internet Explorer. Just use Firefox instead! It just started happening on some of BoMToons' games too. He did some research and discovered it's related to Internet Explorer 8. Just use FireFox instead!
Thanks BoMToons! You the man!

Mechanical beings from the future are attacking, the undead is rising and aliens are also getting in on the act. Do you have what it takes to brawl your way through all 3 of these threats and save the world?

Arrow keys to move
A - Attack
S - Jump
D - Ultra Mega Death attack
P - Pause
Q - Toggle Quality

This game might be a bit slow on slow computers.
Try changing the quality to low with Q.
Oh, and it runs best in Mozilla Firefox!



i think this is a good game. thats my opinion.


the game is fine on grapichs an all i didnt find that much problem with normal enemies as long as u stay away they wont hurt u much but i did find that they take tooo looong to kill and the bosses pretty much rape if u dont play in easy .

D= ITS TO.....

.....HARD!!!!!! for christ sake its too damn hard to do anything! ive been playing now for 30 mins easy! and ive come across 1 beer! and thats supost to replenish my health? all that happens is il think "ohhh maybe its just the scenario im playing"? ohhh wait.... ITS THE WHOLE GAME!!!! aside from the fact its a punish-fest everything else is good. (graphics, colours, music, ect) sorry man but its just a 6/10 and a 2/5 from me.

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Too hard

Just too hard, man. I can't beat any level in little girl mode...

Quick Death.

It's just WAY too easy to die with mostly the fact that it takes a LONG time to kill an enemy plus there's noth really any health in the game either.

Do you guys even think about this stuff when you're making the games?

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