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Alien Juice 10 Points

Get killed by an alien.

Robot Fuel 10 Points

Get killed by a robot.

Zombie Meat 10 Points

Get killed by a zombie.

Alcoholic 25 Points

Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.

Anorexic 25 Points

Play through a stage without eating or drinking.

Armed Prophet 25 Points

Unlock all weapons.

Chairman 25 Points

Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.

Classic Hero 25 Points

Play through every stage.

Hand it Over 25 Points

Kill Zomboss.

Kill Smiley 25 Points

Kill Smileborg

Skull 25 Points

Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.

The Freeman 25 Points

Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.

ZOMG!!!1 25 Points


Handy Man 50 Points

Kill Zomboss with his own arm.

Illegal Alien 50 Points

Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.

Smiley Hater 50 Points

Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.

Testosterowned 50 Points

Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Author Comments

You might experience non-responsive controls while playing this game in Internet Explorer. Just use Firefox instead! It just started happening on some of BoMToons' games too. He did some research and discovered it's related to Internet Explorer 8. Just use FireFox instead!
Thanks BoMToons! You the man!

Mechanical beings from the future are attacking, the undead is rising and aliens are also getting in on the act. Do you have what it takes to brawl your way through all 3 of these threats and save the world?

Arrow keys to move
A - Attack
S - Jump
D - Ultra Mega Death attack
P - Pause
Q - Toggle Quality

This game might be a bit slow on slow computers.
Try changing the quality to low with Q.
Oh, and it runs best in Mozilla Firefox!


this game could be better because here is a problem that you seething swarm should fix first your attacks have lots of reach but no vertical range so when im slicing into thin air the enemies get behind me and attack me and that happens every time so evventualli i die still good game but fix problem above then i would give at least 4.5 stars

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An excellent 5 star game. Music, artwork, levels everything is well made and with lots of cliches and humor. Just don't expect to finish the game in first try, it's one of those old shool games, where you actually have to try and play well. Rushing into fights is punished by almost instantaneous death.

For those of you who are having trouble getting through the levels, here are some TIPS:
- You can move and attack while you jump. So use jump attack. A lot. Seriously.
- You don't have much vertical reach, but neither do your opponents. Most attacks can be evaded just by moving up a little.
- use standing full attack just in 1v1 situations, You can easily get flanked if you stand in a spot too long.
- don't rush. The game doesn't time you. If you can't get into a good position run around a little, until mobs move.
- Drag along as much junk as you can. Skulls, tires, helmets, chairs, it's all fair game. Doesn't hurst you and if you push them around you get a few extra hits sometimes.

- The easiest in my opinion. Just swing at them.
- When it gets too crowdy jump around and get into position where they come from only one direction. Repeat as neccecary.
- Try to destroy the ranged ones first. Then you can take your time bashing the braind of melees
- After he raises his arms he will slam and send a shockwave. Start moving up/down before he does that and evade.
- Hit at his arms. Come too close and he will grab you and slam you into the ground 3 times for a ton of damage. Thrown junk (skull and tire) is especially useful here.
- At 50% health, when he jumps, just evade.
- Used weapon: CROWBAR. Zombies are only problematic in large groups, where crowbar works best. Can fry the boss for a ton of damage.

- Similair buggers, use tactics from above.
- When facing flying saucers, try to attack them first and run around even more. Ground units following you will get hit by the egg thingies and you won't even need to fight them.
- You get less food in this level than with zombies, so save your health even more (diagonal jump attacks work best)
Boss: ZOMG, fairly predictable:
- Basic attack is three spear thrusts. Lots of damage, but only need to move a little up/down to evade.
- if he wiggles his spear in your direction - move. He spins and can hit you even if you stand above/below him. Stay just slightly out of range and when he gets fatigued, run in for a few free hits.
-At 50% health, if he lies down, evade up/down. He fires laser laser breath weapon thing.
- Easiest boss imho.
- Weapon used - CROWBAR

- The most unpredictable and dangerous bunch. Spiky hats and flamethrowers are problematic, but cause decent friendly fire.
- When you meet a group of flamers or spikes, don't even fight. Move diagonally up/down and attack while in the air. Robots will hit their buddies often. When a few die, move in to kill the rest.
- Hug him. Move in as close as possible.
- Fist attack is when his eyes start to glow. He fires a laser that sweeps the area in a cone BELOW him, so just move slightly higher than he is (perfectly left or right works too, but is riskier).
- He can stretch his arms and spin some blades. Move right on the spot where he is and then just a little up or down. He can't hit you there.
- At 50% he moves up and drops a few explosive mini robots. Have alienator equipped and charged. Fry his ass. If you did everything correctly, he should be pretty much dead.
- Tap yourself on the shoulder and feel proud for beating a computer game, when you could be outside in the real world doing something productive.

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good game it did run slow but i dont fucking have firefox so yeah figure that one out
good game could be better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Warning- old-school difficulty

A lot of the game's difficulty comes from finicky little things, though. For instance, your attacks have lots of reach but very little vertical vertical range, causing enemies to shimmy past you while you swing at thin air. Also, despite the game mocking you for using the easy difficulty, hard mode only make enemies absorb about a billion hits before they die; adding more enemies or making them smarter/trickier would be neat.

My favorite stage was the robot war, if only for the unexpected enemy design. The aliens were cool too, but the zombies were just generic video game zombies. Despite that, the art design is the best part of this game.

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love the music

well done Harry Well Done -kills a zombie with bear hands-

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Credits & Info

4.13 / 5.00

Nov 18, 2009
10:50 AM EST
Action - Fighting - Brawler