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Armed Prophet

rated 4.13 / 5 stars
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Nov 18, 2009 | 10:50 AM EST

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Alien Juice 10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat 10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Author Comments

You might experience non-responsive controls while playing this game in Internet Explorer. Just use Firefox instead! It just started happening on some of BoMToons' games too. He did some research and discovered it's related to Internet Explorer 8. Just use FireFox instead!
Thanks BoMToons! You the man!

Mechanical beings from the future are attacking, the undead is rising and aliens are also getting in on the act. Do you have what it takes to brawl your way through all 3 of these threats and save the world?

Arrow keys to move
A - Attack
S - Jump
D - Ultra Mega Death attack
P - Pause
Q - Toggle Quality

This game might be a bit slow on slow computers.
Try changing the quality to low with Q.
Oh, and it runs best in Mozilla Firefox!



Rated 2 / 5 stars

not so great

It LOOKed good. Nice animations and all, but just because it looks impressive doesn't mean jack.

The gameplay is pretty weak. Very slow moving and unimaginative. You basically just walk forward and hit A. The only technique to the game is walking around in circles to make sure the monster gradually making its way around to your backside doesn't sandwich you with the one you're facing.

Oh, and jumping in the air while attacking makes enemies slide back further, but it takes too long to do for it to actually be very useful.

Absolutely nothing unexpected or interesting occurs throughout the entire game at any point of any of the three levels. After you've seen the three varieties of each monster, that's all the thrill you get.

I thought it was extremely plain, and I'm not just saying that to be cynical. I don't see how it got tens and nines by several others. It didn't hold my interest for more than ten minutes, and those were minutes of me searching for a reason to like the game.

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Rated 2 / 5 stars


Was basically no fun at all.Unresponsive gameplay,even in low quality,did same in Mozilla.only fun I had was the lightning death and the Gordon Freeman crowbar.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Good game ,but I'm getting screwed by windows.

This game is really sweet ; It's a great beat'em, it's challenging,has awesome music (TY Harry). It's perfected for anybody with some time to kill and is great if your a medal addict. To bad I run windows i'm getting so much freakin lag, and the controls sometimes fuck me when i'm trying to do an attack. Still it's a fun fighter and it's so addicting you'll get pass the glitches.

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Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

too hard

when i imaged a armed profit i picture a godly guy with a hole arsenal of weapons not some drunk with a crowbar. Ok first attempt at a better game


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Eated Metal Death!

This is why we're here. Loads of fun and challenging.