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Horsebitch Hijinks #08

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Hey guys, Laucherella here! It's been a while since I've submitted anything, and it sure feels good to be back! It's the first of the month, so get ready for a spooky Halloween edition of The Horsebitch Hijinks since yesterday was Halloween!

Jessica Anne "Horsebitch" Churney-Strickland is a deadly mercenary employed by the sinister Tennipples Industries. She's the leader of the dreaded Horsebitch Cavalry, the insidiously evil Mr. Dr. Prof. Steeley Tennipples's elite band of equestrian femmes fatales!

For years, Horsebitch has been following Cyberen Broyoshi - the bumbling antihero of the popular, "edutaining" animated series, The Cyberen Sillies - waiting for a moment to strike and kidnap poor Cyberen, so that his body can be harvested into a doomsday device for the maniacal Prof. Tennipples.

Along the way, however, something unexpected happened: Horsebitch fell in love with Cyberen! Now she plays the role of a voluptuous double-agent, constantly staying one gallop ahead of both Cyberen and her insidiously evil employer, with the help of Susie, her wise-cracking horse!

This is her story...

Episode 8: The Headless Horsebitch!

This episode is a little bit different. Dim the lights and get ready to take a trip back in time for this chilling yet humorous adaptation of Washington Irvings "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow"!

Tonight's cartoon opens in the late 1700s in the settlement of Tarry Town, New York. Ichabod Cyberen (a distant ancestor of the Cyberen we all know and love) is a lanky, orange-skinned, and EXTREMELY superstitious school teacher from Conneticut.

Coming home from some kind of gay-sex orgy one evening, he is taken by surprise by a terrible beast known as The Headless Horsebitch, the ghost of an obese 15 year old Canadian girl who lost her head to a cannonball in the Revolutionary War.

What will be the fate of the unfortunate Ichabod Cyberen? WATCH AND FIND OUT!

Happy belated Horsebitchin' Halloween, folks! I love you!

-Princess Laucherella

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Yah, i liked the song. Even i can't use photo shop though. Good work. Simple yet effective.

I helped a cat out of a tree the other day.

Princess-Laucherella responds:

now that's good citizenship ;)


You get 3/10 because I like this version of "This is Halloween," but come on! It's a day late, it doesn't match the description, and it's really just an edited picture.

Princess-Laucherella responds:

I was too busy reading the bible to blind orphans last night :'(

Plus, I always submit Horsebitches on the 1st of the month!!

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3.25 / 5.00

Nov 1, 2009
8:35 PM EST