The weather presenter has been kidnapped by /b/tards. Are you a swell enough ne'er-do-well to rescue the weather presenter?
The samurai physicist has been kidnapped by Chuck Norris. Nobody is an abominable enough joker to rescue the comic samurai physicist. Chuck Norris PWNS you. Universe implodes if any attempt is made to rescue samurai physicist.
The Don has been kidnapped by samurais. Are you a dishonest enough sprog to rescue the Don? wtf is a sprog?
A semi-derogatory term meaning offspring, kid, baby. Also "sproglet".
what the XD
The fifth Beatle has been kidnapped by the Jonas Brothers. Are you a stoned enough woman to rescue the fifth Beatle?