Controls
Since I'm probably not going to be the last person to fumble around trying to figure out how this works, I should point out that 4 is left, 8 is up, 6 is right, and that's all the controls I've spotted.
The graphics aren't bad, the movement is smooth even if the controls aren't in the usual places... The random stuff the guy says is a nifty gag. Enemies are hard to dodge completely and do far too much damage for me to get very far.
6/10 for a whole game, naturally for a beta this gets a much better score. A few tweaks and this could be a fun game by next month. Looking forward to it. ^^