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EDIT: Chirst on a crossbun, thanks for the front page and the awards guys. Seriously, it's an honor :D.
So about three weeks ago I was rollerblading across a crosswalk when I was suddenly smashed by a turning car.
The first thing I did as I lay there in the middle of the highway was take out my phone and update my Facebook, proclaiming "just got hit by a car, lol."
And on the ride to the hospital I came up with this.
u see this is y facebook is 4 computers not phones :P
Pure fkg win ! xD
i lol'd 100000000000000000000 times and i keep laughting, awesome job xD
ahaha.. juz funny
thx to fb the ppl almost dead... b4 he dead he still dw go to hospital but still fbing haha
the tourettes guy
you thought no one would notice that was danny saying oh shit and the facebook post was a quote. still, it was funny.
it's funny cuz its true
I can honestly see something like this happening....god bless america
Tangy Mustard meets Sublo's roommate.
Nobody puts baby in the corner of the house!
Bowser is finally getting married OR IS HE??
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