Its fun and all, but...
I hate it when the screen comes up with wee and woohoo and look at me mom! Man annoying :I
That was wretched. I mean at first it seemed kind of fun! Kinda light hearted and what not. But the whole blacking out the screen for unnecessary comments just to be annoying detracted from any enjoyment I could've gotten from this game.
Also silent movies don't nearly have that much text. Usually they'd try to portray emotions visibly and reserve text for what is absolutely necessary.
Sometimes you can tell if you like a game right away. It's got the platforming, the music and the . . . annoying dialog box for everysingle thing you do or touch. My patience waned after the first 10 seconds. So, no problems. It's just not my style. It may be better for other gamers. I'm the kind of gamer who jumps a lot in the beginning of paltformers to get used to the physics and controls. i couldn't do that without getting very impatient.
i was going to write a nice review, then i died.
and had to start again and deal with everyone of those black screens again.
was hilarious for the first 3 times.
other then that very playable game.
Annoying as... wait, that was the idea, wasn't it?
I won't kill you, I'll just say that the final score is more a measure of patience than of gaming prowess. However, I can only assume that your intention in creating this game was to accurately time it so that I complete it about the same time as I throw my computer against a wall. In that respect, you have succeeded. 9/10. You lose a point because it's still ANNOYING.