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Cyberen's Hot Date

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Aug 20, 2009 | 9:20 PM EDT

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Newgrounds! My dearest Newgrounds! It has certainly been awhile, hasn't it? Why, I bet you missed watching the hilarious misadventures of your favorite pretentious, immature, utterly incompetent, but strangely lovable orange antihero known as Cyberen!

But more importantly, I'm sure you missed ME, Laucherella, your beautiful and magnanimous princess! I'm so sorry for leaving you little goofballs for so long without and super silly Cyberen Sillies, but fret no more, my hideous children, for the new season of Cyberen Sillies starts TONIGHT!

Before we begin, I'd like to address a sort of important issue. Brock Janson, the real life Cyberen, has been wrongly accused of killing a guy at some swishy art club in Santa Fe. THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED. Details can be read here: /bbs/topic/1090932; however, I disagree with some of the things alleged in that thread, and I believe that Brock is innocent. Please show your support for Brock at http://cyberen.newgrounds .com/! Thank you, my dearies! <3

Anyway, I wouldnt let a terrible misunderstanding like this stop the production of Newgrounds's favorite series, so on with tonight's Silly! If you don't remember what was happening before my latest break, I'm gonna tell ya right now! You ready? Well get ready!

Ok, so Cyberen got out of jail recently, only to find that his long-time love interest Jhonen Vasquez was seeing someone else - a female no less (shocking, I know)! But, with the help of Billy Gibbons of the band ZZ Top, Cyberen wins the heart of the man he's been psychotically obsessed with for most of this long-running series!

Now Cyberen is on the date of his life! He's been waiting for this moment for years, folks! But if there's one thing we know about Cyberen, its that he effs up practically EVERYTHING he sets his freakish, bulging eyes on! Will Cyberen stay true to the helpful advice given to him by (the now deceased) Billy Gibbons, or will this hot date turn into big, hot mess?


Remember kids, always think of Cyberen as a misexample, and you'll lead a happy and successful life! Never bring a potentially deadly weapon to a drunken confrontation with a rival artist, or a buttplug to a first date, AND ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT PRINCESS LAUCHERELLA LOVES YOU!!!!!!


HRH Laucherella, Crown Princess of Newgrounds

<3 <3 <3



Rated 5 / 5 stars


shiny c0l0urs hurts eyes (epilepsy: y0u may get sued f0r this th0ugh by s0me0ne wh0 has 0ut.)

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Rated 0 / 5 stars

seizure attack!

my weakness!

i am totally agree with Rhydon

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Princess-Laucherella responds:

rhydon is a pokemon you fucking idiot


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

I feel sorry for you.

Just a loop about an anime prostitute in red and yellow? Bad for parents, bad for epileptics, but at least the best part is the music. Cyberen must have worse luck than Yusuke Urameshi. Weird Al is right when he says everything you know is wrong. I know you can make a more appropriate Flash.


Rated 0 / 5 stars

It's a weird al song....

Lame song, bad art, and can give people strokes. No good.

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