Toss the Turtle

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Acupuncture 5 Points

Get skewered on spikes

Gold Star 5 Points

Launch the Turtle

Jump Man 5 Points

Smash a goomba

Novice 5 Points

Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)

Question Mark 5 Points

Find the hidden button

Amateur 10 Points

Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)

Drunk Driver 10 Points

Blow up a jeep

Harrasment 10 Points

Crush an angry ground creature

in Space 10 Points

Reach space

Strong Armed 10 Points

Get punched by a banana

Abducted 25 Points

Get caught by a UFO

Icarus 25 Points

Get burned by a sun

Persistent 25 Points

Play over an hour

Professional 25 Points

Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)

Radioactive 25 Points

Use a nuke

Addicted 50 Points

Play over 2 hours

Golden Shell 50 Points

Buy everything

Master 50 Points

Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)

Traveler 50 Points

Total over 1 million feet

WorldsEdge 100 Points

Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Author Comments

NEW Mobile version! Out now!

Toss the Turtle
Use cannons, bombs, and jetpacks to shoot your turtle as far as possible!
Collect cash to upgrade your equipment.
Click and hold to gain power, release to fire
Use the WASD keys to control the turtle in flight
Click with your mouse to shoot the turtle

Art by Gonzo
Programming by Foreverkul

Version 1.3.3NG Update
-patch for reaching 10million+ and misc tweaks

Interested in hosting this game? Contact me kul_dg[a]yahoo.com


this fuckin thing wont stop turning of

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I dont like it it's boring

Way to creepy and how can the turtle keep on living when he gets killed by the skikes?

This Again

Yes, and this is another, 'Shoot the cannon and see what it can hit'--game. I think. . . yes. . . I've seen this before. . . I believe with the cannons that project the object even further, and the bombs and what-not. This has been done in the past, and yet 3 stars for the superior artwork. Not as entertaining as the violent rag-doll cannon games and so forth. I couldn't give less of a shit about how a turtle gets mangled after being tossed from a cannon. (all my)0's and a 3. Good day.


ITHis game is just a parodie of a few several game. Nothing new here. I expected more of it. At least the grapichs are good, and the traps are kinda funny. Sorry but it's only 3 stars.

castle crashers and mario sounds combined = extreme copyright abuse

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Credits & Info

4.44 / 5.00

Aug 17, 2009
10:46 AM EDT
Skill - Toss
  • Frontpaged August 26, 2009
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