I actually laughed at loud (is this a bad sign?) at the "I hate locks" line E: Classy.
Best animation in all of newgrounds, Best story in all of newgrounds, best art in all of newgrounds, ALL HAIL STRAWBERRY CLOCK!
I got a kick out of this Clock flash,the idea of having the character of real fruit & a real clock face on it was hilarous though some would say it's just a lack of effort i think it added to the humor and the script was great and had me laughing hard,overall though it didn't look good it still gave me good laughs.
that 1 double entande line was what gave you a ten! "i hate locks!"