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Life Lessons With DWARF

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DWARFINATORclock shares a few lessons of life with you, the viewer.

Sit back, have a spot of tea, and enjoy.

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Quite simple, quite true.

Well, you're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't.

well, well


So in conclusion...

...mostly, you're gay. A great series of quotes that really do reflect the outward persona of real life at present, particularly with how there aren't really jobs out there and technically, I'm not motivated enough to get a new job for a few reasons, but the generalisation stands that I have so much going against me.

I will stand by the argument and point out that any female friend of mine need not be chained to the kitchen, but if they are married and have no job, then their vocation by default becomes housewife. Simple.

Turning to the animation, I think that there could have been a few differences - less shake on the lettering moving about for the introduction, just to make it look more realistic. Perhaps throw something in there like the massive movement, where the screen shows the divide of shot through the middle and has the top of the next frame thrown onto the bottom of the previous one. This would make it look more realistic, as you didn't do this sort of thing when Dwarfinator was on screen.

I'd certainly suggest that Dwarfinator walks around the study - perhaps looks at something on the mantelpiece or lights a pipe, for example. These little things can make all the difference. Even a change of shot, just to break up the long list and the monotony that accompanies it.

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It's funny cause it's true.

I'm not gonna lie: This resonates.

Men are usually between a rock and a hard place when it comes to issues like this. Fortunately some of us have the balls to say that.