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Half-Assed Parody Chap 5

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hapter Four of the :Half-Assed Parody, a chapter-for-chapter satire of "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince."

"Chapter Four: Slugustus Gloop"

Oh Horace Slughorn. What a douche. Except in the movie. I love that bit with the fishbowl. In the book everybody just says "Oh, Lily was so smart. Really. Trust us on this," but the movie in one of its few saving graces gave us a beautiful piece of indirect characterization to illustrate how smart and sweet she was and how hard the loss hit him.

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Sorry, i only just realised that i haven't reviewed this one yet. Definately better than the last 3, not quite better than the first one, but still amazing.
Can't wait for chapter 9, i've been checking every day since i listened to chapter 8.
How far are you with completing chapter 9?

Very clever

Maybe not the best chapter so far, but it was still funny as hell. Something worth considering might be rewind/fastforward and play/pause buttons.

The best part is it's just an audiobook. No crappy animation to interfere with the story.

your info is wrong

other then that great like always just wish u would make some animation


audio portal use it

Sketchington responds:

I probably should. What would be the advantages of that, though?

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4.55 / 5.00

Jul 27, 2009
4:57 PM EDT