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Happy Birthday: KonKonB

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Happy 18th KonKonB, I wish you were younger, we could have had intercourse, but now I'm jailbait and you are of age.

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This stimulates the glands on my brain.

When I started this flash, I realized that I was watching a preloader. Very soon I came to realize that this wasn't just any preloader, but a top notch preloader, that showed immense promise for what was to come with the rest of the flash. As soon as I clicked proceed, I was flooded with sensory input that made my happiness levels rise. The raccoon tailed protagonist exemplified every major character to ever be successful, and combined with the 'happy birthday' message, my innards were all aflutter with amazement that this creation actually originated on the planet Earth. Later in the video, our protagonist makes a leap of faith, which I can tell signifies his trust and devotion to the importance that IS 'happy birthday'. I don't want to ruin the ending for anyone, now, but I must say that it is an ending with much grandeur, and that the sounds and images combine in a way that creates much pleasure for whatever sense is used to experience this.

In conclusion, I must say that UnrealClock is the best flash artist ever, and that everything else is just some cheap-ass rip off of his prestigious, and even God-like prowess in the area that is flash animation.

UnrealClock responds:

fuck you, you fucking faggot

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4.09 / 5.00

Jul 23, 2009
7:48 PM EDT