Metal Gill Jawesome

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This is a cartoon made just for the Halibut.
Water are you wading for?
Dive on in!

[Edit] Ding! 200k views, easily surpassing the total views for any of the other pap I put out over the years. Thanks gang, lots more stuff coming... soonish.

[Edit] Monthly 4th? That's pretty nifty! Thanks gang!

This is my very first full length flash cartoon, and the voice work is done by the always delightful, Egoraptor.

It is a full recreation of MGA redrawn completely by Jonas (me!) with 4% more nautical humor. So that being said, this will snag both Street Shark fans swimming around on the site.

To make that clear, EGORAPTOR ONLY DID THE VOICES, so try not to judge the animation based on what he's done, this is all my sloppy work. Nothing was stolen, ONLY MY HEART. I owe him a happy meal for his voice work.

This is like Metal Gear Awesome + Sharks. So if you are not up for terrible puns and eye glazing fast text jokes that require multiple views, LEAVE NOW. Your mother is outside ready to take you to soccer practice.

This was from a long running idea when I saw Ego draw an 'Awesome Dolphin', and Stamper saying I take jokes way too far.

Especially the one about how I could never read Ego's screen blurbs fast enough.

Please watch Ego's Metal Gear Awesome, or this will make no sense... perhaps that's for the best.

I hope you enjoy this.

If not, blame Luis.

Names of the characters from the movie vs game. If this seems dumb to you, imagine when I find rule 34 of this stuff on the net.

Solid Shark - Solid Snake
Colonel - Colonel
Liquid Shark - Liquid Snake
Meryl - Meryl
Revolver Lobsterlot - Revolver Ocelot
D.O.L.P.H.I.N Chief - DARPA Chief
Ninja Sword Fish - Ninja
Psycho Prawntis - Psycho Mantis
A walrus - Dr Phil
God of the Sea - Poseidon


Uh wow u guys cant review

yeah im back u haters.....its amazing how u people cant review, as in, u cant take a single negative review to a animation.....which quite frankley, is not worthy for the recognition of the true die hard awesome fans.......

although u guys can say whatever u want, people are just that stupid enough to remove this review and im not gonna be surprised..........

although the animation was smooth,......its doesnt count up to the point that u guys have no consideration for the other side

and if u actually read down to this part, kudos for u.....ur actually paying attention!

Jonas responds:

"although the animation was smooth,......its doesnt count up to the point that u guys have no consideration for the other side"

I'm confused as to what you said here, but thanks for calling the animation smooth. I'm a bit confused as to why I got a 0 for having smooth animation, but I guess you had a previous review or something?

I'm really confused, I think review mods are deleting a lot of nasty reviews on the flash, which isn't bad, unless like, they are just negative, and not abusive. Either way, thanks for the review.

Its Not Dat

Its Metal Gear Solid


Alright, for starters the animation was horrible, as far as I could tell, it was just random pictures all sequenced together to form a slide show.

Next, you basically ripped off of Egoraptor's MGA2 dialogue and replaced a few words with nautical slang.

I suggest next time, try doing your own storyline and maybe work on the animation a little more. It looks like this has potential, but so far... it's not realized.

... Well, try harder next time.


This exemplifies everything that is wrong with Newgrounds. Incredibly short, poorly animated, and extremely unfunny. Did you just watch, how to succeed on newgrounds and spend twenty minutes making this? The sad thing is that it worked. A parody of a parody of a parody. Utter and complete shit.

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4.21 / 5.00

Jul 23, 2009
3:45 AM EDT
Comedy - Parody