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Culture Clubbing

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Jul 8, 2009 | 2:08 PM EDT
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The latest Captain Capitalism... Culture Clubbing.

This piece was inspired by what I thought Schoolhouse Rock was trying to teach me as a child.

It starts with a great opening sequence that was animated by Sam Deats.

Before you start debating American cultural tolerance and flaming me for slightly ribbing anime, keep in mind that unless you believe that I think that Menudo is actual a plot by Puerto Rican dissident leftists to takeover America, don't believe I agree with other stuff that comes out of the Captain's mouth.

I consider myself pretty patriotic, and I respect anime but growing up in a large extended family taught me that the way you show love is to rib something mercilessly.

In tried to submit this at 12:34:56 7/8/9...but my dimensions were too big



Rated 5 / 5 stars


the things hes making fun of is that most of the arguments major capitalist make...dont make any sence at all, thy do make those ridiculous arguements, and really dont know what they are talking about..they rarely have the proper information and ussually bable on and off about things ina manner that cant bebut together in a straight sentence.....the point of this was to bullshit impresionable minds to belive somthing that just isnt true...isnt out government great...

nice movie guy


Rated 5 / 5 stars


I fucking love Captain Capitalism.

Also this flash was very well done and the voice acting is top notch.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

A sad but true parody of the truth of capitalism

I watched this after I read your statement and understood that this was not actually 100% for pure capitalism. I may believe in free markets but I also understand there is a price tag on power too. Sadly, what people do not understand is that most politicians do not believe in multiculturalism and would like to see everybody speak English and eat only American manipulated food since America cannot really claim a true authentic cuisine. Some politicians even believe that certain people must stay at the bottom of the working class to support the upper and middle classes. At least what I can read from your sarcasm is that you actually are more balanced and not to the right or the left.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


loving the Battloid on the dudes shirt


Rated 5 / 5 stars


the art was amazing it was good enufh to be on T.V

this must of taken you ages

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