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06-26-09 – 11-20-17

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Magic Pink Man is just a pink outcast on the outside, but on the inside he holds some extraordinary magic powers!



Rated 4 / 5 stars

Short, but fun

Really, I enjoyed the 3 minutes of gameplay... but it felt like I missed out on something. I never did anything with the orange. I liked it, but a little more story (and possibly getting into the city...) would be nice. Good work!


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

I've played worse....

Not great. Not terrible either though. Good do with a lot of work. ;)


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

One-eyed pear

Good. I liked it. fun, and nice, but way too short. I think you should make part 2, and put there these cows, bears, other 'men'(assuming that pink man is a man.), and some more puzzles and stuff. 5/5, 9/10.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

:) Poor magic pink man ended after you killed a monster :((( lol I liked it you should add more. Or make a nother game :D



Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

that was fast.

its not that bad, but it could use some more work.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

best game ever!

sweet had a nice look to it :3

that was bigger, do something fun. no this was fun though ;*


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Coming from you i expected a bit more randomness comedy, but still funny and awesem! and pink! maybe make a sequel...?

either way,
5/5 10/10


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Pretty cool

It was a little bit short, and I think there should have been some sort of sidequest to kill the pear more easily (maybe get the knife, then threaten the caravan owner and trade the orange for a BFG 9000 or something), but it was pretty good. Also, there should have been some sort of ending cutscene where you go back home and it turns out they worshipped the pear or something and they just kick you out again.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

brings random to a whole new level

I laughed a few times just from tipping the cows lol. I'll never look at pears the same way again... when in doubt run at a bear!


Rated 4 / 5 stars

its ok

gude game very easy nd very short sumfin weird at the strt only showd half th screen it came bak wen i went into a diff area tho gud game


Rated 4 / 5 stars

I can't complain

It was a pretty smooth running game, but there could have been a bit involved. It just seemed to end a bit to fast


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


It was kinda fun, but just too short


Rated 3 / 5 stars


Short, random, easy. You must be a fool not to complete this.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Good but short

The idea of running into enemies to kill them is cool, but the game seemed to short to make good use of it


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Very short and easy

But still fun and Random


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


was getting interesting then it ended. way too short.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

'this' is it?...."this is the end

great concept tooo short


Rated 3 / 5 stars

Um, well...

This is a good game.

I like the combat system a lot, even though the last guy doesn't really call his attacks with the bite in any way that would make it feasible to dodge... not that it matters.

I like the whole 'adventure game' feel from the old days where you just pick up any ol' item you find and see where they get you... all three of the items.

I like the concept of the game, how not seriously you take it without going so far overboard that the randomness somehow becomes routine, and the aesthetics... for what little you see.

If you haven't figured out where I'm going with this... Seriously, everything comes together perfectly, but the game lasts MAYBE two minutes when you know what you're doing. When you DON'T know what you're doing... it takes MAYBE three.

I don't understand how everything could come together so well, and ultimately mean next to nothing when you've seen absolutely everything, without exception, in LESS than the time it would take me to eat an orange. You may as well have given the game no story at all. I mean, it sounded GREAT, but you just... stopped after the last boss!

This game could have been an easy '10', but the obscene brevity of the game, not to mention how it just STOPS with no real ending, chop several points off for me. If you make another game, stick with the concepts you have going on, but make it longer.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

cool but short

way too short but it still is a great game. if you could make longer games of this everyone would love it.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

that was great

pls make a full vershion


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


But it being so short really spoiled any fun.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Pretty good.

Needs to be longer, but overall kinda fun.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Enjoyable, pity it's so short.

This game is pretty cool, but surely you intend to expand on it? Like people have been saying, its over before you can even get into it. However the game was enjoyable to play and the music was pretty sweet too, particularly the boss fight. I'm hoping we see more of this magic pink man.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


haha I like your kind of humor :) Thanks for using my song too :)


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

the boss fight is annoying

that boss fight is to hard and the mouth on it kills you in like one shot after u have it at like 2 health left


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Nice work I hope to see more from you soon.


Rated 3 / 5 stars

Not bad..

Game was nice but too short...


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


It's way too short. I thought it would last more than five minutes.


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Not so good

Its all fun and all but it's way too short.I mean really try to make it longer the next time you make a game.


Rated 3 / 5 stars


This is an amazing game but hey 1:00 minute only WAT THE HECK


Rated 1 / 5 stars

ok then...

this game pretty much sucks. its really easy and short...


Rated 3 / 5 stars

I liked the simplicity

But like everyone says, it was way too short. A continuation would be appreciated, I think.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

could be longer :)

it was fun "oh my picnik, i dont need these anymore" *falls anti-depressives* XD

make more.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


This is great stuff. Very hilarious! 5/5


Rated 5 / 5 stars

. . . I have a secret

This game was epicly short.... and...

I love you...


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Very funny!!

Like others I thought it was short too but it was hilarious. It would be great though if you made a longer one.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

its really short

but its really fun


Rated 4 / 5 stars


it was intresting to play but you should have made it longer and btw what was with the guy who wanted the orange?


Rated 4 / 5 stars

i just have une thing to say



Rated 5 / 5 stars


super duper funn...didnt get the point thought and way too easy. could have used alot more levels and tons more riddles and puzzles and badies. just like the other guy said, what was up with the orange guy? no point or what?


Rated 5 / 5 stars


fun, easy and old skool..i like it but i didn't get the point 2


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Pretty Cool

Around the boss battle all I had to say was "LOL WUT"


Rated 3 / 5 stars

wth? point to the game...i only got like 3 items in the game i didnt evn use the wutevs u shoodve made it longer and with a story that may have made it SLIGHTLY more enjoyable


Rated 3 / 5 stars

Not Bad But Not Good

Good game, it has great potential to be very fun. However it was so short that it's hard to really say it was a great game.

Make a longer sequel or continue this one please.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


I found this weidly compelling.
At first I thought something like "bah, this is crap", though I ended up completing it.
I got a old school RPG feel from it, though where this one lacked in many aspects, I think you have hte skills to take this on much longer.
I liked it, even though I did not.
If nothing else it served to entertain me for a few minutes.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

What the...

I'm in the same boat as FoxBoxStudios....that was weirdly fun for the few moments it lasted.

Make another one sometime soon.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Good but short

I loved it! Was fun and very cute. I highly recomend making another but longer. :3 I can't wait!


Rated 4 / 5 stars

uh nice

took me around 3 minutes to complete probly less i wasnt counting i only needed to use 2 fingers...

its a nice game stupidly simple but the music was awsome yeah its good but make it a lil longer and deeper atleast


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Dude The Cow Tiping Thing was great!! you should gt a medal for doing it!


Rated 4 / 5 stars


It was alright definetly distracted me for a little bit thanks for that.
Just try to make them deeper or at least a bit longer in the future.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


That was entertaining. I'm a sucker for lame graphics, so I instantly liked the look of it, it was pretty cool, but too short. Maybe you should make a sequel, and make it longer? Anyway, I liked.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

quick game

I expected more than 2 minutes of gameplay, but it was alright.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

yay atari graphics!

omg great atari like game! r u gonna make a longer version? i wish they had more games on newgrounds like this.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


does it end after u go into the dark cave?? if not then i suk at this game


Rated 4 / 5 stars


Would have been a great game if it had been longer. And 7.2 MB doesn't seem to fit the game either. Is there something I'm missing? It just ends aftr battling the thing in the cave.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Beautiful, compelling storyline!

and when you fight that bear... man that shit is epic.

Serious though this was a sweet game :)


Rated 5 / 5 stars

There is nothing to say except...

WHAT THE FUCK ?? But thats what makes the game fkn good :)


Rated 5 / 5 stars

!!! Evil pear!!!

An evil pear as Final boss!!!
How come the idea?

And what are we suppose to do with the bottle of pills and the goddamn fruit?!?!?

Still nice to play this at 3am


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


i like when the fruit gets harder and harder once hes lifes goes away lol


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


Was that it?
A fight
A deliver
A grab
A stab
A talking eyeball?


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Dude figuring out that whole walking thing was awesome, the way you have to read the instructions, pretty sweet! MAKE THE INSTRUCTIONS MORE CLEAR dude like.....yeah. i mean like.. you know?


Rated 5 / 5 stars


My favorite part of the game by far was when I offered the orange to the stranger. Here I was thinking it was going to be a zelda-like game and I was going to have to start a big pattern of quests! While you already know that the game is a bit short, it made up in silly and witty descriptions and dialogs.

This short game kind of reminded me of the humor and style found in Peasant's Quest from Homestarrunner. Great job, I'm hoping to see more games from you in the future!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great game

Really classic Atari look-alike game. Great music, realy gets you in to it. A bit short tough...
BTW, still don't understand. what's the point of tipping the cow?


Rated 4 / 5 stars


It is incredible how a game made in a few hours and no content at all is at the front page of the site!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


it was really fun. really retro looking a bit short loved the cow tipping


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


I beat the orange with half life and get a game over. Not sure if I am losing or beat him. What I am sure, is that this website has decided to not even pay attention to what it puts on front page, should have been blammed. Old graphics/=excuse for garbage. I don't blame you, I blame whoever put you on the frontpage.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


I played the game for less than 5 minutes and still loved it......i also love when you go to a bear it just says "holy s*** its a bear!"


Rated 1 / 5 stars


It's too short to be called a game.


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


I am trying to understand whether your "game" is a statement or not. Well, if it is (and my voting is based on that assumption), then I would imagine it has to do with gaming cliches. However, this idea in itself is not very fresh, even more so in Newgrounds where games like "burn the rope", "achievement unlocked" and the recent "upgrade complete" have been published.

I enjoyed the game to some degree and relate to some of your content, but the concept is not quite novel.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I don't know why people don't like this game!

I think it's pretty creative. Great job! I gave it a 5.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Pretty good I guess

Quite fun for how long it was, didn't mind the graphics either. Just a bit longer next time maybe? Nice boss fight too


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

good but short

This game has the potential to be good, maybe if more time was spent on it, why did you submit this? was fun while it lasted


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

An Awesome start!

While I must admit it was kinda short, I loved the game, with its great humor and oldschool graphics. It kinda reminded me of "Nicholas' Weird Adventure" and "Zelda: Lampshade". Please I beg of you, make a longer sequel! Maybe expand on the story a bit and add more enemies, but I think the rest of the game should be like the original. This has great potential, so keep at it!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Interesting and entertaining and nice origuinal plot. :)


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Good game

It's got potential but it is way to short.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Hey it's like castle!

Hey this game is like castle I played as a kid!


Rated 1 / 5 stars

Awfully short and not very interesting.

I can't believe all theese people giving this game a high score.
The graphics are pretty awful and uneven, they don't have any kind of "pixel charm" and the bottom of the screen is poorly designed. For one, why is the inventory so long when there are just a few items in the game? Simply seems no effort has been put into it. There are just a few screens to walk around on and none of them contain anything interesting, the bear fighting mechanics were rather poor and the questing far too short and simple.
Why this even is released in it's highly unfinished state is beyond me, the only thing that even remotely impresses is the final fight against the lemon though it still was a very easy fight and basically was about dodging left, dodging right and holding the up arrow pressed at all times.
No, I suggest you never try anything like this again because this is rubbish.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Chaine is a douch. And probably didn't win. That's why Chaine is like that.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


simple but tight!!great little adventure lol who says rubbish?!


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

crappy graphics

dd you put any effort into this at all?


Rated 3 / 5 stars

Not anything exciting but...

...It has great potential. It's to short and the graphics are bad even if it's for a pixel charm. Try adding little green trees, and crop fields (pixelated ones of course). Also their where no sound effects which was kind of werid.
Also, try adding some more side quest, and not making it so you don't just have to follow the road.
Maybe you should add some type of leveling system, where you can adjust your players speed, strength and endurance, and some skills like bow, sword, and magic.
I liked the bear fighting mechanics, but you should add more types of enemies, and more battle tactics. Perhaps you should add some type of attack button that has different actions based on the players attributes ( goes with the leveling idea above) and weapons. So at low levels the player can punch with X and can throw rocks with SPACE. Then at high levels, and depending on the players attributes you could shoot arrows (SPACE), use a sword (X), or cast spells (Z) That would add some more tactical capabilities to fights, especially if some enemies could do the same things.
You should also try making the game longer by adding more quest, and more places to go.
Overall the game wasn't to good, but with some work in the right areas it could become a flash rpg masterpiece.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Great game.

Pixels are awesome.The fighting is really cool and I don't see why anyone actually thinks you tried hard to make this game.It's very simple and to the point.I like the guy that if you try to give the orage says,"Why would I take oranges from strangers


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

that's it?

WAAAY too short.
It just ends out of nowhere


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


This was a fairly entertaining little project. An expanded version would be much appreciated, or at least more games in this style would be pretty fun. I liked the sense of humor (cow tipping and stabbing a mountain man in the face, all very hilarious) and the "combat" was fun because it had that little bit of strategy to it. Nicely done, I hope to see more.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

i am strange and i dont know

i have played the game and i try to understand why he is frontpage and i have retried but dont know why i have played again and i played again and like it and is too short taht i replay it but i dont undestand why i play it and when is from page and i dont understand why i love it and i dont know why i say



Rated 1 / 5 stars

can't beat the moutain man

and i bet it ends there anyway


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Pretty short,but fun nontheless

If You made a longer version, I would've given you a higher rating.

So ill be looking if you make one.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


Quite short and not quite exciting, it isn't really interesting, there's not much thinking to do, it's a bit like a game one would make to learn the basics of Flash, not really meant for anyone to play it. The boss is the only thing that starts getting slightly difficult, but then it just ends. The whole game could be like that, or even way harder. It feels a bit like those tutorial Flash games in which you control a red square with the arrow keys and you have to detect collisions with other squares. I mean that there aren't really obstacles or enemies, defeating the mountain man involves just touching him after getting the knife. And you only have to defeat one bear that also involves touching it 3 times. The boss is the only real game-ish thing.

However I understand the "feel" of the game and I like the retro pixel style which is cool, there's nothing wrong with the graphics, it's just the entire game's simplicity which makes it not so exciting. It could be fine if this calmness went on for a bit longer, because what the game lacks in action, it could make up in length.


Rated 3 / 5 stars


It's not great but I liked it, but, wtf are you supposed to do with the orange? :P


Rated 3 / 5 stars

Needs some fixing...

I really enjoyed playing this, and you've probably heard my complaints before but I'm gonna reinforce it. If this were longer it would be a great game, as it is it took me about 3 minutes to beat and was very straightforward in that manner. Also the story kind of pettered off near the end... If I kill a giant yellow fruit monster maybe there should be some reason for it, or at least a screen at the end saying that you're reaccepted into the village for killing the monster? I don't know.
That said there's a lot of good here. I like the simplicity of the graphics and the feel that gave the game. The actual gameplay in itself was pretty amusing to me.
With just a bit of added gameplay this could be a really fun game, keep up the good work.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Alright I think I'm missing something here, theres gotta be some secret to discover!


Rated 4 / 5 stars


So how exactly do you peel the orange?


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

ok i am confused...

for such primitive graphics and such a short game why did it take 7.4MBs to load?


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

So, is that it?

Just kill a bear, receive pills for basket, trade a bit of your infinite supply of pills for a knife, stab a guy, and fight a super easy boss by holding up? There's your walkthrough.
As for the superfluous stuff, you evidently can't do anything with the orange, tip a few cows for no reason, kill bears as many times as you want, talk to some strangers for no reason, CAN'T trade no matter what, CAN'T enter the city at all. Whatever. This game's a waste of time.
That is, unless you didn't submit this seriously. Please make a full game. It could be good.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


I got an odd sense of deja vu playing this.

The 7.4 MB is the soundtrack.


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

... Well...

You know... There has GOT to be more to this... A game that short can't have madeit onto the front Page... Then again Tom has put worse crap on the front page before. Your comments also lead me to believe that this was just a joke submission. I mean, We're pink... But there was no sign of magic. Yeah, we can kill bear by walking into him. But why can't we kill the mountain man by walking into him?

Also, what was the point of the guy asking for an Orange, if he didn't giveit to us anyway? MAYBE this game was meant to show just how ridiculous RPG's are. I mean, Accepting things from strangers, letting just about anyone randomly come up to them and start talking to them. Regardless, this was a terrible game. It's clear you put little to no effort into this, and you didn't really have any intention of this ever being noticed by anyone. This game MIGHT have been god (MIGHT being the keyword) If you had an actual storyline, aswell as actually including Magic. Right now, this is a concept. When you advancethis concept into a full fledged game, let me know, and I'll review that too.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

You tipped a cow :D

Why won't you let me simply eat the orange?


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


i played it upside down and nothing was different


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Did I or didn't I

I've played this twice and I can't tell if I've won it either time. I'm leaving right now.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Weird game...

One of the strangest games I've ever played... I still found it to be interesting for about 10 minutes, in what it took me to go through the game twice.
The game allows for some pretty weird stuff which I liked, such as running through bears barehanded to kill them, getting anti-depressants, getting random oranges, stabbing people in the face, and stabbing a monster repeatedly in the eye.
Overall, it's not a bad game, however I would have liked to have seen more.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

no no you guys have it all wrong

all you have to do is play the game BACKWARDS



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


I got an orange! ...and that's it.

I love the style and music though, but are there any other controls besides the arrows?


Rated 5 / 5 stars

No matter how much you play it doesn't change?

I played upside down, keyboar too, nothing changed. Lol i'm guessing you were just fucking with people when you suggested stuff, tho i could be wrong. Why a 10/10, because i can. Well the music was nice too. The boss was charming. If there is a secret could someone please just explain it? meh. Keep making more!
Approved by,
The God of Doom!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Uhm what?

I like the awesome randomness of the game.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Its a great game, beat it 3 times, last one i played upside down like you suggested to a previous reviewer to see if theres anything different and nothing is T_T.

If theres anything hidden or secret please do share.


Rated 0 / 5 stars

wow newgrounds is going to shit

took me like a minute to finish this... graphics was shit
msic was alright but i just muted...
gamplay 0 because imjust using arrow keys which is easy as hell

how the hell did this get 3.36 rating... that ridiculous


Rated 3 / 5 stars

It's okay

But way, waaaaay too short, actually, there's nothing complicated about this at all, and it looks kind crappy, I mean, unnecessary 8-bit graphics, a short game, no plot...


Rated 5 / 5 stars


i'm never playing another video game again it was awesome


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Good game

When you make this longer, you get a 10 from me =)


Rated 5 / 5 stars

so underrated

great job dude , nice AS :)

Also , that bear kinda looks like that domo kun guy


Rated 5 / 5 stars

My favorite part of this game has to be...

your responses to everyones reviews. They are very entertaining. Great short game looking forward to the next (unless you were joking about that). The only thing that I am disappointed about is all of the "Your Mom" jokes you could have done with all of these people complaining about how short the game was.


Rated 4 / 5 stars


You know i thought it would have a plot ,be very confusing,be way longer and be a hell of a lot funnier with dick and pussy jokes so you get an 8 out 10 but all in all the most friggin' awsome game i've ever played in my entire existence as a child (im a re-incarnation of my own great grand father andy bonifacio)


Rated 4 / 5 stars


reminds me of the good old games good job


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Mountain Man is such a jerk.

Thus why I shanked him, awesome game graphics are better then crysis. Hope to see more in the future.


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


Your game is just a pink pixel moving around and nothing else. How you did it to get junk like this on frontpage, well im not going to ask. But how you convinced those people to overrate this game like that? This diservse a 1... And that only, because you got this into frontpage...


Rated 5 / 5 stars

i liked it

it was fun lol the way the magic pink man moved and all :D
i liked it
i give it a 10


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Secret or a guy trying joke with us?

Nice game, really cool, but in File Info says:"7.4mb", this game doesn't have 7.4mb, or a secret path need be discovery, in the "Author Comments" you say:..."...,but on inside he holds some extraordinary magic powers!", i don't see any magic powers -.-'', you too joking with the people who review this,and will joke me.
I think you are a guy trying be famous, using the "Undiscovery secret of the Magic Pink Man".

The game have bad graphics, gameplay simple and a nice sound track.
I don't know how i give 10 and 5 for this, but gratz.



Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


perhaps it's not my bag or perhaps it's just a pile of shit

i'm leaning towards the latter


Rated 1 / 5 stars


I like the idea but- it gets boring so fast and is painfully short

I fineshed it in about 1 minute...


Rated 4 / 5 stars

really? the game is Ok

Its a cool game but if you die you have to start all over???
Oh well Magic Pink Man


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

so what?

could have been fun, maybe even worthwhile

but it lasted about 2 minutes, no thank you


Rated 3 / 5 stars

Interesting, but just.

I don't mind crappy graphics; in fact, I love them just because of the "nostalgia" feeling.

As for the game, there isn't much to say: it's a very simplistic RPG. It needs a good, good, GOOD polish in the mechanic. It's also TOO short.

I was going to rate this with a 4, but the boss battle is definitely the highlight of this game, and it adds 2 points to the total, achieving 6/10.

It's not a BAD game, but has plenty (and I do mean PLENTY) of room for improvement.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

ima in a retro mood today

thats why i gaver it a high score. I like everything but NEEDS to be longer


Rated 2 / 5 stars


ummmm ok i dont even know y this got front page it's not even worth the time to play i mean it's completely useless no point in this and plus that giant orange potato man takes too much of ur life and it takes so long to get to his eye and u end up getting hit anyway so i dont think there's a point in trying to fight it anyway ._. but anyways for effort i give u a 4


Rated 5 / 5 stars

should be called "cow tippin"

man i must have tipped those cows like 500 time before i killed the lemony-cyclops-plant thing. mad fun i liked it


Rated 3 / 5 stars

it was odd.

it was alright to try but.. it was very short. i didnt see any magic powers which were expected from somebody with "extraordinary magic powers!"

but it was alright =] just way to short.


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


This game is crap and way to short!!! ? Thats why i give it a 1!


Rated 0 / 5 stars


Just Awful!


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


This game has a huge potential,with it's classic looks. Thats why it's lenght and lack of storyline at all are so... weird.
You should make a sequel, and make longer. Oh, and don't forget to add a mute button!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


I didn't use the orange at all. I feel so naughty. >:D

It's good stuff.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


there was a game i used to play on my atari (god im so freakin old) that was just like this where you had to avoid a dragon and get inside these multicolered castles. it was epic in every way. this game reminds me of it so much great job man. and to all the people complainiing about length...back in the day there was no such thing there were a couple of levels and they just looped getting faster every time,


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Original, And Odd Just how I like it.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


it was cool butit was short like 2 minutes short


Rated 5 / 5 stars

A brilliant interpretation of Hobbesian philosophy

Bravo! Your efforts to capture Hobbesian theory in RPG form are stunning and perfect. The interworkings of the social contract with the villagers, the leviathanistic beast representing the state, and even the materialisim represented in "the orange" - brilliantly executed, all. If he hadn't been dead for over 300 years, I would have sworn that Thomas Hobbes himself had authored this game.

Again, splendidly done, sir!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

the orange

that man would not take my orange i cleared this 5 times in less than a min


Rated 5 / 5 stars


was not bad =D
I did in less a minute too, so e-z ^^
But nice tho


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Not bad.

A nice game to waist a few minutes on. However I never did find a real purpose for the orange. None the less I found it to be an enjoyable game. Nice job.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Like the concept and like the format

All in all this game ruled, if you were to make a longer RPG version that would be awesome squared. Also way to go on stabbing mountain man in the face, worst place to be stabbed.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Well, it's hard to explain...

Just... Well sorry but it's so short...


Rated 3 / 5 stars

Ummm is it a bug or what?

Couldn't understand if that's the way the flash was meant to run, or if i have issues with my flash player (10)... The game is actually playing it self, and every 2 seconds the it teleports me at a random screen... Just for the story, the game played itself about 8 times while i was writing this review...


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

a little too short

not long enough and too easy


Rated 5 / 5 stars


haha good game, and even better responses! The best part about this whole thing are the responses


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

The music alone was worth it!

Pointless but fun. . .wasted time and I did not mind. Nice beat by the way!!!


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


It was a good game... Buuut...


I literally beat the game in like 1 or 2 minutes. @_@ Try making it longer, please??


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Ok them...

It was excellently made but I think you could make it longer.


Rated 1 / 5 stars

front page? seriously?

this game is horrible. it was short, graphics were terrible, and really just un-fun. try harder next time... ALOT harder


Rated 5 / 5 stars

that was totally awsome

i like the end bit where you beet the shit out of the lemon ting
liked the music
it was a bit short
but everything fell into place
WOO 11/some really low number like 2


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Bad amd



Rated 5 / 5 stars


There weren't nearly enough of them!

I suspect you will fix this problem in your next game sir!


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

The Length Kills It

Man, first of all, I like the old graphics style, thats a pretty cool thing to incorporate. I think just the old school feel of the game was pretty sic in generally. The reason why the score is so low because I beat the game in about 2 minutes. I mean, ok, you start with a bomb storyline and explain that in order to give the dude some antideppresants you get further in the game. Then you end it by killing the only boss, which seemed to be a lemon. Then it ends. Frankly, its fucking stupid.

It seems like you are capable of doing so much more with a game and this one. Please do so and stop pouring out crap like this.

Give us a good one man, come on, I know you can!


Rated 2 / 5 stars

uh yeah

Sorry man but I beat it in 35 seconds (i was wearing a watch). I didnt even know what I was doing and it still to took me only 35 seconds. Im not sure if this game was suppose to ironic, but if so the message was lost. Im giving you a 4 because you still made a game, which means you have more skill than me.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Bit short?

That was a bit piss :P
Possibly make an extended version and pretend this was a demo So nobody suspects anything :D


Rated 5 / 5 stars


I don't know what those people are f*cking about but this game was pretty good, it was a little bit short but what the heck! When I look @ your other art&flash you seem to be a real artistic person. Keep on making the good stuff!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

luvvv itttt



Rated 5 / 5 stars


I didnt really know what was going on but the music was so great and the style was so artistic you deserve a 10.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

You tipped a cow

LOL. Funny little game but it was waaay to short so I gave it an 8.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


was good but too short and btw what was that thing at the end?!?! an evel lemon?...


Rated 1 / 5 stars


well even though it was short it was okay...
the reason y i gave you the bad score is because the game had nothing to do with u being exiled... and how exactly were you magical?
story did not match game... :S


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Game of the Year

The graphics were nothing short of mind-blowing, which helped to accentuate the highly original gameplay. The story was masterfully written, with highly unique characters and excellent dialogue. The Magic Pink Man's rejection and subsequent defeat of the evil lemon gave an inspiring message about overcoming prejudice.


You've changed gaming forever.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


the fruot whut is ti for pleas tell me


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


It has alot of potential as was said it was way to short and i realy saw no true referance to magical ability it was moveing fast ok whatever but the way it worked was sorta kinda like a old school platformer and that was cool but need more to the charecter of the main person if your gana try and make it be about someone make us know them not just meh.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

This has revolutionized gaming.

dromar90 this game had all the magical ability you need in life.


Rated 2 / 5 stars

ok Summary too short? wtf

The way it was played was fun but otherwise just bad. Plot made no sense fights were ridiculous and it wasn't funny if that was what you were trying to get


Rated 4 / 5 stars


it was pretty original (best of all) and not too complex but you still had to figure it out by yourself and thats what i liked about it


Rated 4 / 5 stars

I thought that it was really great...

However, a game that fun must NEVER be so very short!


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

"You tipped a cow"

Funny, but too short. If it was longer, I would have given it a ten.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


You know, the usual crap, longer and stuff, That´s not a lemon, that was a total pear :o

No orange for me bitch >:D


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Nice but short. Make MORE :3


Rated 0 / 5 stars


4 screens, you kill the lemon and you win, the end, no getting back int the city or anything? You don't even need all the items you find.


Rated 0 / 5 stars


Well, it was terribly scripted, had no point, intro, nothing...
I understand this is a joke of some sort, but to balance the retarded people who rate it with 10, I give it a 0 :)


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


I don't normally write reviews but I definitely think it should be longer as it was barely game length. It has the potential to be a great series or just a great 'long' type adventure game. It could also end up being kind of deep in a quirky "Holy shit a bear!" way. But year nice keep it up and make it longer.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


lol it was kinda cool i liked it funny when u stabbed the guy in his face


Rated 4 / 5 stars

nice ;)

nice game ;) sucky ending :(


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Shitty game.

Wow .. was this really frustrating to me?
I got frustrated a lot because it was really hard to beat the boss, the boss makes it seem easy but at the same time takes 5 or 10 tries to defeat. and btw, this was a crap game. 4 screens, running around and the only items you need (which are so easily found) are the Forged knife and the damn anti-depressant pills. What the hell is with the orange and you can't buy life pills so if you're close to dying you heal ..

Theres no check-points. If you die, thats it, back to the start. So it's really dumb when you already know the concept of the game.(which there is no damn concept) Aside from the fact that there are 2 bears, both hitting at the air and one gives you anti-depressant pills, it's pretty stupid you have to pause to kill it or else you lose life .. plus, the boss in the game drains you're life like WHAT!?

I get to the boss and you gotta keep jumping up and hitting it's eyes, and the tears it sheds or whatever they are take a high amount of damage, which also makes it hard to beat the boss.

When you only use you're keyboard for something like this and theres something that looks like can be equiped, (i.e, the orange) then it's a real-let down for you when you know the only thing you can use the mouse for is "Play" on the starting screen and, "New game" when it actually loads.

Seriously, get a game that has suggestive concepts instead of spending an hour to an hour and a half to making a game then splash it on newgrounds expecting people to just rate a 10 and say, "Great Game!" Those who gave you 10's are probably just giving you extra credit for just submitting something.

I found this game non-entertaining for some reason. Your as a pink stickman ..(I dont even know what it is aside from the fact it's pink) and basically the main point of the game is to kill a giant Lemon. And whats with the Lemon? Couldn't it be a normal boss?(a boss like in other games..) There was nothing health related in this game aside from the fact you're life bar goes down when yuo take damage..

The only fruits in this game we're the orange(i.e, the tree ya pick it from) and the boss. theres nothing food/fruit related in the game.

Am I Kind of jumping the gun on this comment here? It's just been so long since i've seen a well written review actually devoted to the game aside from a, "OH SHIT! A COW!" Because even that doesn't amuse me.

I don't even thing this game is front-page material if you ask me. 5 screens, 1 house, god knows how many chracters that we're useless near the house, the picnicker, the 2 bears, the tree(with the orange) and the boss screen. That was all you used to make this. And they weren't even sprites, they we're probably just done on something like Microsoft Paint or something, and even thats a dull
start for something posted on newgrounds.

When I clicked this and started playing, I honestly thought it was going to be a good game. But scrolling the comments and looking at me felt this game needed a full-written, full pledged, making sense review and if you'relooking for a review writer, then i'm you're woman .. or .. girl.

Anyways, hoping back to the point - next time you post something like this on newgrounds, be aware that I, Samm, *my name and I*the viewer** will come back and either make a shitty,crappy,joyful, happy, or good comment/review and you'll always be looking back and thinking of improvements or ADDING improvements.

KEYWORD: Improvements. This game certainly needs some improvements if it has a comment like mine, above.

Anways, make a good game, post it on newgrounds or youtube with a decent discription and say to Tom or whatever, If I don't get proper feedback then I honestly don't think I deserve fron't page.. but that you're disicion...

Anyways, looking forward for more reviews.
-Samm :D

P.S: I don't even think this is a game worth a rating of '1.' :l


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Good Idea but too short

you should make a longer one with check points so that people that cant beat an easy ass boss can try again


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Mildy amusing

Not really funny, but it was a nice little bit of endorphins


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Just worthless

I have no idea how this game has the score it does. There's nothing to it. It's like a simple program someone would write to get the hang of flash and never show anyone because it's pointless. Just a complete waste of time. Thankfully it was short.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


Though this game was pretty much pointless, the choice of music was pretty good. Once I started to figure everything out, and killed the final boss I pretty much started to laugh. Also what was the point of the orange? the guy that wants it doesn't even take fruit from random strangers.


Rated 3 / 5 stars

...What's the point?

How is this on the front page? Nothing about this is really...well, good. What's the point?

You can keep the system of items and conversations and bosses and such...but there needs to be more of basically everything.


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Could've been good

A 8-bit adventure with no instructions on what to do apart from how to move is actually something that would interest me. I did play zork after all. But this is way way way too short. I give you a 5 for effort


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


Well, I thought it was a fun, cute little game but I didn't like that it was so short. You should make a longer version with more to do. The boss was fun to beat; I liked climbing up on him lol. 7/10.


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


HHow does this have a rating of 3? it took me a minute to complete it looks ugly, i don't understand the story, infact what is good enough in this submission to allow it not to get blammed? why are people voting so high?


Rated 1 / 5 stars

Uhh, What the hell?

Well, a horribly graphicafied conundrum of adventure gamingesque gameplay, where it takes one minute to complete, only using the arrows keys, where I kill a bear to get antidepressants to give to a guy to get a knife to kill a mountain man to stab a giant fruit in the eye. The music was cool, and that's the highlight. I'm going to say it, it seems cool but that's because I like these kind of games, but still. It's obvious that it wouldn't take much effort to make this, and I have made a better game. WIth all my skillz, which are lacking. That makes this game seem even worse.

I don't even think I need to explain it, but these things: Bad gameplay, graphics and story, incredibly short and no effort put in whatsoever. I don't know why people like it that much, it's kind of funny but not a game really.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Well You have my made my morning

Just lol...plain and simply lol. Thanks for making me smile this morning, appreciate it ^^


Rated 5 / 5 stars

i concur with qawd15

simple, fun, cute, cow tipping, and face stabbing.... I HEART THIS GAME!!! lol


Rated 2 / 5 stars

Need more.

It's alright. I don't mind the graphics because i'm sure thats how you meant them to be, but you could have made it longer. Oh and FUCK the mountain man!


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Extremely interesting and funny

The game is extremely interesting and has a really insane atmosphere. The wat everything thing seems simple and withou life but at the same time mysterious and complex is just awesome. The music iis funny and controles are simple and funnny. The boss was extremely epic XD! Loved it, I'd give more if it was bigger.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


I really liked this game, was fast paced and quite funny, thanks xD


Rated 5 / 5 stars

fun, simple, and easy. great combination. 10/10

dude that was to easy. but it was a great game. loved the giant fruit boss.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

This Sucks!

Is what I would have said if it wasn't so freakin awesome!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Damn that was awesome :)

But man you should make it longer.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


this was amazing! make more, and make them last longer.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Alright I guess.

Its a good game honestly but it was way to short. WAY to short.
I was really hoping for a nice long game. Perhaps you could make another version as an exe and have people download the game.
It DOES have alot of potential.
I gave it a 3 as a vote. good game. Shortest game i've ever played.


Rated 0 / 5 stars

I hate to be the bearer of bad news

that was crap im sorry, im truly sorry i had to be the one to tell ya.


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


incredibly short and wtf do you do with the damn orange?


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I thought it was funny, I don't care about length.

I'm under the impression that this is one of those "joke" games, where it isn't made to be taken seriously but is instead made for a few giggles. Honestly I think it is fine the way it is and for some reason, other people think it needs to be longer. It really doesn't, because if people want more to occupy more of their time, all they have to do is just browse more of this site. So anyways, good job, it was worth a handful a lols and it certainly brightened up my day.

(if you guys are hating on this game, you probably thought "you have to burn the rope" was the pinnacle of shit games when in reality it was the greatest flash game ever.)

Oh and the orange is for lols because the one dude wants some oranges and then he says "why would I take fruit from strangers" or something like that.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


If this is a joke game, I'm not understanding the punchline.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Wish there was a really epic ending... everytime I won I thought I died... doing the game over and over... ='(

loloz Really rad game =P


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Whoa, it's a game. What the heck?


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Fun little short game

I really like the graphics. It was short and sweet and for that I give it 5 stars.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Whoa, it's main concept, what the heck?

Or "wat" for shorter i guess. Except i haven't had my chance to play those juicy 8-bit games so i won't nostalgia, everything was perfect. I guess you CANNOT buy items in RPG like that, you CANNOT finish some quests because NPCs are retards who won't take anything from a stranger and mountain mans always have to block something... (but since i played Pokemon on Gameboy, i really enjoyed mountain man - blocking something before you'll do something else, as obtaining a knife. Pretty much wouldn't make sense in real life huh?)
And the boss - big fruit which has it's lair in the mountains is probably an alusion to all bosses in similar games.
Anyway, the only reasons I find it to be on first page are - awasomeness, nice music, funny alusions.

PS. [To all those who write hate reviews and wonder why this shit is on the front page] ALL games which are new to NEWgrounds are on front page.
[To autor] Don't listen to those haters, don't improve, keep the climat of the game as it is.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


It's so good, I finished it in 3 minutes...... lol


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Far out

It was a cool game. Interesting graphics and awesome in it's simplicity...
But the end! I wanted more! I get the feel of the game was sort of curt, but something at the end would have rounded everything off nicely.
Sequel? Magic White Man? Pink's brother?


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


it was good, i love these games, but... i beat it in under 2 minutes the first time i played it, i just wish there was a bit more to it


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Good, I suppose.

Well, at least it doesn't overstay its welcome.

Can you actually find an orange?


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


Could have had a better ending tought.


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

I expected a bit more since it was front page'd.

Could have used an ending.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Great funny game surprisingly the boss actually took a little skill to beat.. funny though and I've always loved the spoof games


Rated 5 / 5 stars

awesome cool game

I found the orange but did not know what to do with it .make a second but if u do make it longer


Rated 5 / 5 stars


When I die and try again he keeps walking by his own and I cant control him. Wtf


Rated 4 / 5 stars

great for what it was

enjoyed it even though it was kinda short. make another.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


This needz moar cow.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Wow what a game

That was really umm awesome game. But its missing something. Oh yer a ending. It didn't have a ending. I mean wtf. It just goes to the inside of the cave and these words come up. How gare you disturb my dark corner of the mountain. And it should of been longer. But really overall it was quite a good game.


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

" missing ending"

dude, try clicking the eye, it will reveal the monster you have to slay (though it seems impossible)


Rated 2 / 5 stars


Realy Simple Game Just Run To Certain PPL And Give Them A Item And To Fight Just Walk Up On The Enemy And Stand And U Win! Realy Easy And Very Short!


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Great game, very short but well made I guess the thing that bothered me was the fact that you cant give that one dude the orange. this is why I'm giving you a 9 instead of a 10.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


very fun and comedic game i especially like the boss fight (i cant believe nobody's found out how to kill the lemon)


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Great game, i like the randomness and the funny boss fight. Good game, but short.. Still wish i could give that guy my orange...


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Easy as pie

I'm giving it an 8 because of the fact that you used the fable temple of light theme and for the fact that I haven't played a boss fight that I have to really on his pattern to attack him in so long that it makes you awesome for doing that...but otherwise it was a tad boring. Though at the same time a shit ton of us keep playing it anyway so you're doing something right.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Ah, the good ol' days when games made you hum after playing them. Thanks for this, I had fun playing it!

However, I gave you a 9 out of 10 because I couldn't give that man my orange. /tear


Rated 5 / 5 stars

oh orangeless man

Why orangeless man why? why will you not take my orange? is it because it is orange and you hate orange things? or is it because you just are not hungry? or maybe the way i smell? please tell me orangeless man tell me! I wish to know your plight! it troubles me so that I may not sleep anymore! i must sit here and ask myself, crying to myself, WHY WHY MUST HE REFUSE MY KINDNESS?!? however if it must not be then it must not be. forgive me orangeless man for questioning your reasons, I just feel so hurt inside. PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great For a First Game

Well, like most people, guess it could of had an ending, no matter how silly, when you kill monsters, (or bears), they stay dead and don't respawn; but as for shortness, I don't mind. I look at this game more as a prototype of sort, and I thought it was hilarious, with all the classic video game clichés like mountain man blocking mountain, old man in cave giving you items, stupid NPCs. With the great music, omage to the 8-bit era, funny allusions, and the awesomeness of you responding to most reviews, 5/5 and 10/10 : )
Seriously though, not TELLING YOU to make a sequel, but suggesting it from the point of a fan.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Why is this so short..

Im giving this an 8 because after I defeat that random boss the game ends,,, (should be another one :D)


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


I don't know what the this was, but for some reason I liked it. If you make another one then make it 10x longer and give it replay value so it takes longer than 4 minutes to complete.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I suck.

Couldn't beet the giant fruit thing. T-T. But i loved it.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


way 2 easy left right left right easy


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Ok I wanna help clarify some shit for the others

The magic that the Magic Pink Man has is the super speed kind of magic.
It is not an evil LEMON,but an evil PEAR.
If you guys had trouble with the boss, you guys really,really suck.
All you had to do was move left and right to dodge his laser vision.
The man who wants an orange dont take fruit from strangers, so you have to formally introduce yourself.
Mountain Man is a dickhead.
The green caravan dude is ALSO a dickhead.
You have to tip cows for maximum enjoyment in this game.
Really, I dont see why all these other people are bitching about this game.
I think this game was just supposed to give us a good laugh here and there, and it was also to bring us all closer together through the magic power of Pink Man.
If these people really think your game sucks, then I would like to see them come up with something better.
Like seriously.....dont hate on Pink Man.........


Rated 1 / 5 stars


Look, I understand this was a joke. It's a great joke, but a bad game.

First of all, the graphics... suck.


The antidepressants don't disappear when you give them to the guy.

It's waaaay too short. Seriously.

Needs a better ending, too.



Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

needs more work on it

If it was longer and had a better ending, I would love it, but it doesn't. In a game the graphics are not as important as the plot of the game, so you should work more on the plot (but you can work a bit more on the graphics as well). I like that the player must think logically in order to finish the game :] I rate it 7/10 because of the unfinished plot.


Rated 3 / 5 stars


Kinda short and pointless but that kickass title screen music TOTALLY saves the day XD


Rated 3 / 5 stars


This is some bull how to u even give the guy the orange where is the cave where the guy gives you items how come i kill the mountain man go along and a guy goes why do u annoy me and i cant do anything why the hell are you doing here man why cant i beat this super retarded game IM GOING INSANE RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:) >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:) >:( >:( >:)( AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Rated 5 / 5 stars


i dont rly care bout the graphics and the plot is actually kinda good
hey its a game guys at least you played one other than not playing a game


Rated 5 / 5 stars


I Toatally Loved It And Its Graphics :) Kinda Easy Tho.
Also If You Make A No #2 Make A Tow Tipping Minigame :)

Can I Post A Walkthru? PM Me. Because Some People Dont Know How To Play RPGS




Rated 5 / 5 stars


Just like an Atari Game.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

too short, fun neverless

kill bear, grab PILLZ, give PILLZ(here), take knife, use knife, epic fight, WIN


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Game's good

Like the game, love the music!


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars



That is all.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Pixelz ftw!

But it's short! :(


Rated 5 / 5 stars

random o.0...

"you stab mountain man in the face"

classic xD.
good job mate.


Rated 2 / 5 stars


no frontpage material


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

annoyingly short

like the idea and humor but it is realy short and a bit too simple


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Sequal Please

This definately deserves a sequal.



In the sequal, please use this quote
"You have stabbed the mountain man in the bawls"



Rated 5 / 5 stars


awesome game but too short, like grundoko said " this definitely deserves a sequel " this game is too good to not hav one, and i will be extremely disappointed if it doesn't. anyway, great work!!!!!!


Rated 4 / 5 stars


If this game was longer, it'd be an incredible game.
As of now, it's just an AWESOME game.
Nice work, dood.



Rated 4 / 5 stars


it was pretty good. BUT it was too short and there needs to be a sequal. AND you need to add what happened after you killed the boss


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Yeah it was fun, for like a minute or two. But the game should have definitely been longer. Don't get me wrong, the game was fun, but it left much to be desired for me. So make a sequel, I would much appreciate such the gesture :)


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


Good, funny ending :D


Rated 0 / 5 stars


That was a waste of two minutes. GREAT GAME!


Rated 4 / 5 stars

short but fun

need i say more


Rated 4 / 5 stars


This was a good game. kind of short, but with the attention span of people nowadays im suprised people other then me acctually finished it xD
8/10 (Maybe either because its so short, you could use better graphics, or make it longer?)
No kudos for you... yet :D


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

I'm sad

I'm sad that I'll never get back those 3 minutes that I wasted on this crap


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


it as good but im givin you a five because it was so damn short. could have been a good game but apparently u couldnt be assed.


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Why so short?

It was a fun game but it took just 3 minutes to beat, with very little replay value. Definitely has potential to be a fun full-length game.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

It was alright...

It could of been a pretty good game if it was longer. I still liked it though, I couldn't resist tipping those cows!


Rated 1 / 5 stars


Could be good but it is a half-ass job... use better graphics, better and longer storyline, and more effort. Other than that it was great! :p


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

what is this

not fun at all


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Wha Happened?

Dude, do you know what happens when you give a hobo crack? He asks for more right? He sure as hell does. You can't start a man on a game like this and then jerk it away from me after 3 minutes! Jerk!


Rated 2 / 5 stars

Too short.

Waaaaaay too short.


Rated 4 / 5 stars


it was kinda fun


Rated 3 / 5 stars

Good start!

I applaud the effort you put into this - you probably wrote the whole engine yourself, which is neat.

However, it feels more like a "test" then an actual game. you could really turn this into some thing cool if you just spend a little more time on the "boring" stuff that doesnt take any skills but does take a lot of time ;)

Originality: 6/10
Creativity: 7/10
Story: 4/10
Playability: 6/10
Total: 6/10 (approx.)


Rated 0 / 5 stars


It was too short
Boring none the less
And the animation wasn't all that.....


Rated 5 / 5 stars


im giving it a 10 because it was FuNNa, rest not quite good, but hey, its a good start. Because it was FuNNa


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

uhhh no

ok dude the games idea is great, not original, but great. make it longer maybe find a way to get back into the town? u no prove that your a great pink dude and save the town maybe. took me about thirty seconds to finish. and wats up with the orange? well watever get together with some other programers and make it a loooooot longer


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Love it.

Short, sweet and fun. I enjoy games that require 0 thought and make me smile.


Rated 2 / 5 stars

no, just no

How long did this take you, 10 minutes?


Rated 2 / 5 stars

Terrible IMO.

It's terrible. Bad graphics, knowing the huge possibilities you can accomplish with a computer or by hand, bad gameplay. The controls aren't half bad, though.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


it was very short, and I don't see what killing an orange has anything to do with the storyline.... only giving 10 stars because I laughed my ass off after playing the game


Rated 0 / 5 stars


ok did you do the graphics in "paint"? i could draw better, and i cant draw i think it took longer to load than actually complete, and it loaded very fast

maybe you shoud make it longer, have graphics dont dont look like they just crawled out of the 1900's and add a story, i got kicked out of my city isnt the best story either^_^


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Classic Atari!

Correct me if I am wrong, but it seems to me that this game was made in the style of old Atari games. The graphics, the music, the overall lack of instruction. You have no idea what in the hell your doing when playing! Perfect. Makes me nostalgic.


Rated 3 / 5 stars


Is this a shareware version of the full game? :D


Rated 4 / 5 stars


It was not a bad game... really easy to play (Even though I died on the boss haha) but I do agree with everyone there has to be a sequel, it was way too short!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

boyfriends account

but I LOVE THIS GAME! [: it's fun, and the boss was great.[: tottalllyyy diggin' it.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

lol so random :D

lol this was so random but i like it :D


Rated 5 / 5 stars


I love it!

But it's WAY too short!

Please make more.



Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


Dunno about this.. Its like VEERY basic, but it entertained me somehow. And ofcourse it was just TOO short wich is not normal cause game is very basic and easy to make. Music didnt make any sense for me .

But still. It was kinda good :)


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

this game is stupid

I think it's kinda dumb that you have to defeat a giant pear and that that doesn't even help you open the gate.
It wasn't good animation either. I hope you do this game over someday but with longer gameplay and better animation.
This was stupid but kept me entertained for five minutes.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


too short but funny as hell


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

why a pear?

i thought pars were for distractions


Rated 1 / 5 stars


i gave this a 1/5 and 2/10 because of the music


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Part one?

Fun for the 30 seconds it took me...

Plz let this mean you will update this every few weeks...


Rated 5 / 5 stars

i have many questions

is this just the first?
are they going to be longer then this one?
i liked the cow tipping lol (not really a question)
what made you think of this?
why did you you do it?
why?because why?
anyways i loved it 10/10
5/5 keep up the good work dood/doodet


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Sufficiently bizarre

As I said, I found this submission sufficiently bizarre for my tastes. 8/10


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

An okay game

I kind of liked how simple the graphics were.
But really dude you could have made this a lot longer which would make a much better game.
It had some okay programming in it although very simple programming.
This was probably your best game but that doesn't mean it was a great game.
The music was great however.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

In b4 wave from MPM2

Pretty fun game!


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

it's okay but....

uhhhh it was fun for about 30 seconds because that's how long the game was and one question what do I need the orange for?


Rated 3 / 5 stars

I just played pink man II


Yes, here was some potential, in the Pink Man II you made very good improvements. I agree mostly with the fact that it is too short. Hopefully PMIII will come soon!


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

wat the F***

did i just beat it?


Rated 3 / 5 stars

o.o woah

wow that was... short wow the final boss is really easy easier than the fire breathing danger cat


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


Super fun, can see what you changed in MPMII but what exactly was the orange for? Plus why wasn't the green guy also exiled since he was green...
Anywho, it's a good game but,at the risk of sounding redundant, a tad short


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Too short



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

the game duh

ok but little short very good


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hmph short

Very fun, gotta love the 8 bit games. Ahh I'll have to keep on looking for a time consuming game ;[


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Too short

But good


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Well that was great and all, but

It could have had an actual ending.


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

# 2 is mutch better

kinda bad story line and it was really short and really easy


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


great music and awesome short game.
the second is way better though.


Rated 4 / 5 stars


Come on people, the second I gonna be better because he had time to expand and listen to people like you say it needed a sequel. I love it tho, the first thing i did in the game was walk up to the cow, lulz. The game is sweet and short, i beat it with in 3 minutes but its still really fun somehow in that you don't actually do a whole lot.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

cool but..

it was reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllll llllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyy short. i beat the game in less than 50 sec. but it was cool. the 2nd is best i tink


Rated 3 / 5 stars

not really the game

i like the second game much more better than this one


Rated 5 / 5 stars

woot vote 5

this is better than two woot 5/5 10/10


Rated 5 / 5 stars

A rare find...

I solved this in a minute and a half, yet it was more fun than half the crap on my console. No major storylines, no super complex tasks or get 8 million upgrades or die. Just two minutes of sillyness. Sometimes less is more. Finding gems like this is what I come to Newgrounds for.

The antidepressant bit cracked me up. I take those IRL, and some of the prescribers treat them like the cure-all portrayed in this game.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


but did i just get an orange for nothing?


Rated 5 / 5 stars

2 ez



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great game

i love these kind of games they are and make you think good job


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Short but fun.

It was good, but the only thing you needed was the knife... I beat in in 2 minutes.


Rated 2 / 5 stars

not that great, not that bad

great concept, but too short
not-so-great graphics, but i don't mind as long as it doesn't lag
lots of random and pointless things in the playing area
i dunno...i did enjoy it all the way through...but something just makes me think there's something wrong with the game...


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

It sucks

Bad, terrible, but a good idea


Rated 5 / 5 stars

prity easy

number 2 is awesome this is good to


Rated 2 / 5 stars


ignoring the horrible graphics, it's much too short, and really easy...


Rated 3 / 5 stars



its a meh game

should be longer tho...


Rated 2 / 5 stars

this would not be too bad

if it was a whole lot better


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


Not a bad game, it's just too short!


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


I'm giving this a seven because I dig the remix of the Fable music (:


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

eh was not bad but...

sorry but kinda short and not enough stuff to do... could have been better


Rated 4 / 5 stars

good but needs more

it was to short


Rated 4 / 5 stars

i give this a 8 cause this is harddddddd

The game is good but the part with the giant fruit could be easier....


Rated 4 / 5 stars

wicked cool! ... but....

wicked cool game. at first i thought i was just suppossed to follow the path and not touch the walls, but i was pleasantly surprised to find out it was much more in depth than that :D . great game... wicked hard tho. which isn't exactly a bad thing >.> great job.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


way too easy, way too short. hope the second one is better


Rated 3 / 5 stars


Very short and too easy the sequel is a lot better. but it was funny


Rated 5 / 5 stars


I <3 it anyway : )


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Magic Pink Goodness!

Loved the Atari feel this game. I also liked how the Game plays out. It could've been longer like it's sequel though.

They only thing I didn't like was the Fruit Boss which took me 3 tries to take out.




Rated 3 / 5 stars

Decent Game

The game itself is pretty decent there are a few place where they could have put something in like the orange man and the random green dude also that random one-eyed bear that just stands there. The Giant Apple was a bit strange but too easy. All in a pretty good game but no-where near as good and long as it's sequel, on and the music gets annoying after a bit.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


the fruit boss was taken down by me without dieing once i swear!


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

That was all?

get a knife , some depresaants kill a giant fruit and just ended? TOO EASY!!


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


Far too good to be far too short! Excellent idea and a quirky and funny game, I love the graphics and the idea, keep it up!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I could sure go for an orange!

Why would i accept fruit from andom strangers!?
i wish you could stav the cows tho


Rated 3 / 5 stars

Too short

too short and apple or orange is too hard


Rated 5 / 5 stars

thumbs up

holy crap amazing! i luv it.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Excellent adventure, liked the minimal pixel graphics.


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


AHHH BIG BUGS i have finish the get less than 30 sec it moved every thing by it self


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Good, but...

This game has that...thing that makes your keyboard move by itself.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

art games are my favorite

so even thought this game is short and not as good as 2 the game itself is awesome you get 9/10 5/5


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