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Lotions and Baskets

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If you haven't figured it out already this is a parody of Silence of the Lambs. In fact it is a flash adaptation of an excerpt from Silence! The Musical, and I take no credit for the audio used in the animation.
Originally I intended to make the girl fatter and the entire animation to be more absurd.
But faced with a looming deadline I had no choice but take to the more boring route of making it into a simple Duet.

Post Script: The Preloader's broken. Deal with it.


It rubs the lotion on its skin
It does this when it's told
It rubs the lotion on its skin
Or else it gets the hose
And when it's done there's one more thing
A simple little task, it's:
Put the fucking lotion in the basket.

Put the fucking lotion in the basket
All these stupid women are the same
Helps me not to think of them as human, so
I call them "it" instead of by their names.

Mister please no more abuse
Can't you see there's no excuse
My family's prob'ly wonderin' where I've been.

I'll starve you so your skin gets loose
Stop crying now you big fat moose
Just put the fucking lotion on your skin
And then
Put the fucking lotion in the basket
Your chances for survival are remote
I'm impervious to all your silly whining
So pipe down before I jam a moth
Right down your fucking throat.

Mister please, my mom's got money
Let me go -- this isn't funny
Cops are sure to send somebody
Turn me loose -- don't be a dummy!

Listen to you scream and wail
Keep it down you fucking whale
Mind the broken fingernail
The last girl climbed halfway but failed.


She's down here, you piece of shit!

Put the fucking poodle in the basket
I'd kill you but there's someone at the door
Don't make me go and get my gun and shoot you
It's a waste of skin,
They don't sell fat girls in a fucking store.

Put my fucking Precious in the basket
Don't you hurt my one and only friend
You don't know what pain is but I'll teach you if
You lay a fucking finger on my poodle's pretty head.

Put the fucking poodle in the basket!!


funny weird

yes person below me he did
verry vunny
it made me go JAHAHA

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Lovin it

Great musical and the animation was smooth but i dont know if im goin crazy but did u splice in a cartoon scene in between the vid at the begging.

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Two Words

Epic Win. Best musical ever.


but funny in a sing-song way

loved the song, great animation to go with it!

I must have watched this like 30 times, both the lego rendition and this one. At first I liked the lego one better because the woman's voice was... well womanier and the duet they had at the end is epic. But this one I really like how you drew the characters and your take on the song, and frankly this version of the song has a much darker and impacting feel when he goes on about the poodle.

Awesome, simply awesome. I think this is the best song of the whole musical cd.

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4.21 / 5.00

Jun 11, 2009
9:45 PM EDT
Comedy - Parody