great this is awesome
Question mark face.
This is full of win because of the question.
...hahahahahaha... riiiight... this was so funny... really lovely, lovely, lovely =D
....Or a solar-powered tortured device
We an all do our part!
I would also like to give kudos for not needing to use gore in order to make it funny. It's easy to just make it bloody and not have to be funny, but you managed to make it great.
Laugh out loud funny!
Wonderful story writing. The outragious reasons being spewed around by the killer are just funny, if not creatively amusing. Maybe I didn't laugh but I was quite entertained by the conversation going on. Great Job.
Oh, and Kudos for not needing to use blood and gore to get use to laugh or be entertained.