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Haven't Got A Prayer, pt2

rated 3.80 / 5 stars
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Jun 2, 2009 | 4:40 PM EDT

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Author Comments

This is the second part of a 4 part series exploring different religions to be released this week.

Part one can be found here: /portal/view/497849

Part three can be found here: /portal/view/498081

Part four can be found here: /portal/view/498202

This segment of the series deals with Catholocism.

Just a warning, there is content in here that some people may find to be a bit offensive to their beliefs.

Anyway, sit back, and enjoy!



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Oh yes it did :3

It's hilarious how catholics respond to this ,
this people , is called FREEDOM OF FUCKING SPEECH
if you don't like it because it offends your religion you shouldn't be on newgrounds anyway!
Same for islamic people and jews and whatever.
By the way if he didn't pick catholics he should of picked muslims but he'll prob get a prize on his head then...
anyway nice graphics nice idea , creative , original :)
I want to see more , MORE :Q

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Slackman responds:

I'm a big fan of freedom of speech!

I'm not about to try my luck with the Muslims, those "prizes" just aren't that appetizing.

I'm glad you liked it, and there's three others in the series if you want to see more!


Rated 3 / 5 stars


I think the point you wanted to make is to criticize the fact that most Catholics don't think for themselves, simply taking every rule exactly from the bible and when they're confused they rather like to hate things instead of trying to understand them, at least that's the picture I get from American Catholics.

So it would be pretty plausible for Jesus to get stormed with a buttload of stupid questions on the day he returned to earth. And the ending which everyone finds so offensive just clearly points out the macabre ways of showing off the corpse of the religions "saviour" in the churches is simply gross. At least that's what I always think when I enter a church.

So, to wrap it up, I think you made some valid points, though you did transport them in a bit childish ways. And the voice acting was simply not understandable in some parts.

Slackman responds:

It looks like you got it!

My approach may not be the most adult ever, but I've found it to be at least a bit effective.

I promise, I'll work on the audio.


Rated 1 / 5 stars

I expected better

Your Author Comments stating how you were gong to "explore" different religions caught my interest, but I soon realized that you were simply mocking the aspects of Catholicism that you didn't agree with or understand, which undermined any persuasive points that you wanted to present towards Catholics or Christians (the ending sequence didn't exactly help either). If you were just making this to ridicule the religion, the jokes were rather hackneyed.

Next time, try presenting at least a couple valid reasons why such beliefs are ridiculous or wrong, because Jesus ranting in the bathroom "The gays are kind of creepy, but still!" does not constitute a logical argument for Catholics accepting homosexuality.

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Slackman responds:

I apologize for having disappointed you. Each segment was a personal exploration of my own personal opinions as well as general perceptions of different religious groups.

I'm not about to get into an argument here, but points that I presented included anencephaly further exacerbated by pro-life initiatives (also, some people aren't ready for the responsibility of parenthood and shouldn't be punished the rest of their life for one mistake in my personal opinion), violent tendencies not being stopped by the cross and (often propagated by it) and a general intolerance and hate for anyone whose beliefs don't coincide with ultra-conservative religious-right people, which generally doesn't coincide with the golden rule upon which most (if not all) sects of Christianity are formed.

Sorry you didn't like the way I presented my arguments. Unfortunately, I've found that preaching in cartoons tends to drag them down under their own weight. I intended to encourage thought rather than argue against each of these points, as I think it would be hypocritical for me to tell people what to believe.


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


what the hell men?!are you fricking lost ur mind!...this is not funny at all!

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Rated 4 / 5 stars


I couldn't really understand everything they said but it was kinda funny
audio wasn't too good
But I also find it quite 'depraved' to hang a statue/image of the death of someone and worship your lord and savior through an image of his death :s

Slackman responds:

Audio seems to be my biggest problem here. A lot of people are having problems. I'll just have to work on it.

Depraved is a pretty strong word. I won't call it completely inaccurate, but I will say "to each his own"