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Haven't Got A Prayer, pt2

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This is the second part of a 4 part series exploring different religions to be released this week.

Part one can be found here:
http://www.newgrounds.com /portal/view/497849

Part three can be found here:
http://www.newgrounds.com /portal/view/498081

Part four can be found here:
http://www.newgrounds.com /portal/view/498202

This segment of the series deals with Catholocism.

Just a warning, there is content in here that some people may find to be a bit offensive to their beliefs.

Anyway, sit back, and enjoy!


I'm sorry Scott...

I enjoyed the animation, as a cold hearted athiest who says "what seems most logically proven is what I believe" and the only thing I'm sure of is that this is that THIS sentence is the only thing I'm sure of. (There's a peice of philosophical shit right there) I think that the animation is a funny look at religion.

People seem to think this is an animations AGAINST religion, but I see this as more of an animation pointing out some of the flawed things people choose to believe about religion... this being the case you must also consider that there is some grotesc actions taken by a religious figure that were completely undignified in this animation, but that's part of the shock satire of the animation... its SUPPOSE to shock and somewhat offend you, and because of that you shouldn't take it seriously.

If you can't be bothered reading this all and want a quick summery, to those giving this a low rating purely out of offence, lighten up! It's not a direct attack on religion, it just raises some issues about what people choose to believe about catholism. DON'T BE A PRICK.

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Slackman responds:

Well put. As stated, this is not an animation against religion, but rather it's against the more oppressive, hateful and hypocritical elements that have spawned from religion. Hate in the name of religion is still hate.

I'm glad you got it!

Poor Jesus.

That was funny.

Slackman responds:

Glad you liked it.


NOT HILARIOUS, AND CRAPPY ANIMATION BUT WHAT I DID SEE IS YOU STOLE THE LYRICS FROM THE SONG CHRISTMAS FROM THE WHO!!! By the way I just like caps, don't think that I mean you actually "stole" them

Slackman responds:

Thanks for the clarification.


This is the kinda stuff my friends and I would joke about in school! Poor Jesus... I always hated how Christians, especially Catholics, put crosses and crucifixes up everywhere... why can't the symbol be an empty grave or a living Jesus?!

And people, you can't, or at least you shouldn't, give a low score just because you disagree with what the SATIRICAL cartoon is saying. It was pretty well animated, and time was obviously spent on it. It isn't fair to drag someone's score down because you disagree with what you assume is being said here.

Religious people and atheists need to learn to get along, jeez. I have religious friends and I'm an atheist. I even have "atheist" friends who do believe in spiritual things... its weird. But if atheists would admire certain things about different religions, and religious people (Christians for the most part) would stop trying to rub their religion in peoples' faces, the world would be such a better place.

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Slackman responds:

Well said. As far as your "atheist" friends go who have a spiritual side, they'd probably be best defined as "agnostics", but to each his own. Thanks for the solid defense, and I'm elated that you liked it!

Like it

Especialy liked The Who reference song at the end, but I imagein he would do something along the lines of that if he did come back and did see that... lol... very nice...

Slackman responds:

I'm ecstatic you liked it, and I'm really pleased that people are getting the Who reference.

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3.80 / 5.00

Jun 2, 2009
4:40 PM EDT
Comedy - Original