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Haven't Got A Prayer, pt2

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This is the second part of a 4 part series exploring different religions to be released this week.

Part one can be found here:
http://www.newgrounds.com /portal/view/497849

Part three can be found here:
http://www.newgrounds.com /portal/view/498081

Part four can be found here:
http://www.newgrounds.com /portal/view/498202

This segment of the series deals with Catholocism.

Just a warning, there is content in here that some people may find to be a bit offensive to their beliefs.

Anyway, sit back, and enjoy!

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haha soooo true

this world is not prepared for jesus xD


This is a great animation, and probably very accurately portrays what Jebus would probably do if he came to earth. Many people do misinterpret the meanings and teachings of religions, and all that. This also involves that the symbol of Christianity is, indeed, an instrument of TORTURE with a corpse still nailed to it. On that light note I will again say, BRAVO! Keep 'em comin'.

Slackman responds:

Glad to see somebody really got it. A new cartoon should be out sooner or later (hopefully sooner, probably later), but keep an eye out for it!


i definatly enjoyed the movie, although i i mised what the gang bangerand baby lady weresaying due tothe speed with which they said it.

by the was jesus' flash back upon seeing himself crusafied inspied by the old bill hicks bit about if jesus ever came back, the last he'd ever wanna see was a cross. and comparing crusifix jewlerry to going up to kenidy's widow with sniper riffle pendent

Slackman responds:

I'd never heard the Bill Hicks bit, although it's an old joke and it's been done by loads of people. Rather, this was more inspired by Lenny Bruce who said that if Jesus was killed today, Catholics would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks.


The humor was a blast up untill jesus killed himself. That much was to self contradictory to the fact that "suicide is amoung the unforgivable sin". But you spun it around and saved the day with the new image replacing the cross in the church, throwing in the point.

-1 star for jesus suicide, but +9 stars for displaying the faults of sheeple.

Slackman responds:

I did realize that suicide was an unforgivable sin (he does make a remark to that effect), but the cartoon just wouldn't have worked without it. It needed something dramatic to reinforce the point, and having Jesus commit an unforgivable sin in response to all the hate carried out in his name seemed like an original way to do it.

I'm glad you liked it anyway though!

Catholic Counterculture in a nutshell

Great man. Nice animation, very nice concept (actually you literally showed the basis of all of us who condemn church fanatism, not religion), and good music. Overall very well done.

I actually loved the "holy shit" joke (lol, yeah i may be in a too good mood, but nevermind). And I must say man, I really admire you, you have some great BALLS to draw Jesus drowning in piss. Respect.

Slackman responds:

Well, it looks like you got what I was aiming for perfectly. That truly warms my heart. Thank you.