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Old Man Timberwoller

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UPDATE: Highscores added +fixed.
*PLAY MORE TIME-ATTAQ! It's way more fun than you'd think.*

HOLY SHIT FRONT PAGE
I'd like to thank Tom Fulp, your mother, and God.

NOTE: This game is very graphically intensive. You'll probably want to run it at medium, and low if it lags.

The most politically incorrect game ever.
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Your name is Old Man Timberwoller.

All you wanted was to pick up your prescriptions
from the friendly Canadian pharmacy.

Unfortunately, you have to save the world.
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Originally intended to be completed in a single day, this game ended up taking over a year and a half of lazy, intermittent working to complete.

Enjoy!

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Good Game, great songs, but y wish it could have objetives/goals/trophies.

rediculous...

..ly friggin awesome. I couldn't believe how fast the amount of enemies shows up. great job with the hilarious storyline. I was expecting more of a side scrolling action game, rather than what you made it as. once again, on-shawn-tay!

Good concept

I liked the idea of the game just not the game play the controls were to stiff i dont know if that was just my computer or the game but i had to mash my arrow keys to try and move. Also i dont know if you ment to spell it wrong or if you just didn't catch it but you spelled "stuf" not stuff after the second ending. if you can make the controls less stiff then i think that this would be a great game but because of that and the typo i give you a 7/10 3/5

this game is fun

i wonder if you can battle hitler in this game

WTF?

ok, how the hell do you even win? people are comming from both sides, and are spawing a million a second in the beginning. If this wasn't funny, i would give you a 0 but it is so u get a 3 congrats.

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Uploaded
May 26, 2009
7:07 PM EDT

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