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HOLY SHIT FRONT PAGE
I'd like to thank Tom Fulp, your mother, and God.
NOTE: This game is very graphically intensive. You'll probably want to run it at medium, and low if it lags.
The most politically incorrect game ever.
Your name is Old Man Timberwoller.
All you wanted was to pick up your prescriptions
from the friendly Canadian pharmacy.
Unfortunately, you have to save the world.
Originally intended to be completed in a single day, this game ended up taking over a year and a half of lazy, intermittent working to complete.