Stamper's Quest For Fags

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Occasional Smoker 10 Points

Score 50 points in easy mode.

2 pack-a-day 25 Points

Score 50 points in medium mode.

Chain Smoker 50 Points

Score 50 points in advanced mode.

Full-Time Addict 100 Points

Score 100 points in nightmare mode.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Author Comments

EDIT: 8/4/10: Tweaked some medal descriptions... Also plans for a remake/sequel are floating around my head... Although it probably won't happen, it would be twenty times better than this...

EDIT: 4/10/10: LOL, 100,000 views... STOP PLAYING THIS YOU QUEERS.

EDIT: 10/08/09: Fixed the medals, I made the stupid mistake of leaving Debug mode on.... Which disabled medals... DURP

EDIT: 10/4/09: Fixed all bugs.... Hopefully... Also updated some visuals that should make the game run faster

EDIT: 6/7/09: Fixed health pack issues on nightmare mode.

EDIT: I got 8th best for April.... http://www.newgrounds.com /bbs/topic/1059123
You could have voted higher guise!
Atleast to 7th.


You (Stamper) have been abandoned in the desert and you really want a fuckin' smoke...

Unfortunately, the people who abandoned you stole all your cigarettes and gave them the ability to fly and shit...

You really want a fuckin' cig and are willing to do anything for a pack, even endlessly running and jumping around the desert.

Also, the people who stole Stampy's cigs released a bunch o' fuckin' bee's all over the desert.

*Use the arrow keys and the space bar to do shit*


Kevin: Programming

Luis: Art

TehSlapHappy: Additional Art

Techno: Additional Programming (even though he smells) And additional Art

Tom Fulp: He let me put medals in this so he is awesome.

RKthrilla(Alaska): Inspiration

/* Extra Info

You can watch the development of the game in this thread.




uh glitch

too many glitch, like dropkickedpunk said
after i played at medium level and got game over. It restarting again again and again
sorry for my bad english

..Sowwy its kinda ahh...Boring

Sorry but i think you should do better mister fancy pants man


The soundtrack kicks ass.


i almost beat nightmare mode just by jumping but i only got 42 packs and then a cactus killed me. >:( .try jumping on nightmare and see how much packs you get


Why so many people are giving this tens for is beyond me.

This is a shoddy game, plain and simple.

The difficulty modes are welcome and the main characters' animations are fine but this simply isn't fun to play or engaging. The repetitive, irrelevant background, poorly looped music and lack of story or objectives make this in no way re-playable or indeed playable in the first place.

The collision detection is terrible, but actually evens out so that while you might get cheated for hitting a cactus you were nowhere near, at the same time you can sometimes jump right into bees with no consequence. So uh, congratulations?

Kevin responds:

This game is absolutely terrible I agree.

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Credits & Info

3.56 / 5.00

Apr 29, 2009
11:29 AM EDT
Skill - Avoid