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Stamper's Quest For Fags

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Occasional Smoker 10 Points

Score 50 points in easy mode.

2 pack-a-day 25 Points

Score 50 points in medium mode.

Chain Smoker 50 Points

Score 50 points in advanced mode.

Full-Time Addict 100 Points

Score 100 points in nightmare mode.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Author Comments

EDIT: 8/4/10: Tweaked some medal descriptions... Also plans for a remake/sequel are floating around my head... Although it probably won't happen, it would be twenty times better than this...

EDIT: 4/10/10: LOL, 100,000 views... STOP PLAYING THIS YOU QUEERS.

EDIT: 10/08/09: Fixed the medals, I made the stupid mistake of leaving Debug mode on.... Which disabled medals... DURP

EDIT: 10/4/09: Fixed all bugs.... Hopefully... Also updated some visuals that should make the game run faster

EDIT: 6/7/09: Fixed health pack issues on nightmare mode.

EDIT: I got 8th best for April.... http://www.newgrounds.com /bbs/topic/1059123
You could have voted higher guise!
Atleast to 7th.

HAPPY PICO DAY!

You (Stamper) have been abandoned in the desert and you really want a fuckin' smoke...

Unfortunately, the people who abandoned you stole all your cigarettes and gave them the ability to fly and shit...

You really want a fuckin' cig and are willing to do anything for a pack, even endlessly running and jumping around the desert.

Also, the people who stole Stampy's cigs released a bunch o' fuckin' bee's all over the desert.

*Use the arrow keys and the space bar to do shit*

CREDITZ

Kevin: Programming

Luis: Art

TehSlapHappy: Additional Art

Techno: Additional Programming (even though he smells) And additional Art

Tom Fulp: He let me put medals in this so he is awesome.

RKthrilla(Alaska): Inspiration

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You can watch the development of the game in this thread.

/bbs/topic/1031741

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To be honest, this game is actually pretty fun. I came across it while just browsing random games, and after playing it, I feel more entertained than I did before. The one criticism that I have is to remove the homophobic slur from the title. Thank you for your consideration.

Kevin responds:

2009 was a different time, my friend.

I quit smoking about a month ago and I dont miss chasing those ciggies at all. one but is you get 15k packs of cigs for just moving. I think this happens if you go to the bonus mode and then try to play the other difficulties. You also never collect 50 it auto goes to 51.

running away from your responsabilities: The Game or

Neverending Nightmare: The Game

easy joke but someone's gotta do it.

This game was funny and not all that hard (nightmare was NOT very hard because cactuses can be pinpointed and jumped over almost automatically) but the mechanics are really annoyimg. Namely, stuff appearing underground.

Decent as a small timeĀ² waster but not much more.

Kevin responds:

thnk u

A terrible game absolutely riddled with bugs. On normal mode a cactus did 50% of my life and health packs only work about 30% of the time after collecting them. There's no way you checked this game for bugs what so ever.

Kevin responds:

You're right this game is a joke