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5 Min. to Kill (Yourself)

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Heya --

This is our game Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself). You control Stan as he tries to off himself using tools around the office so he doesn't have to endure another meeting. Movement is controlled with the arrow keys (you may wanna tilt your keyboard to the right) -- up is left, right is up, left is down, and down is right. Push the space bar to talk to people and activate obstacles. Push "M" to see a map and the current count of your health.

We fund independent flash game projects like Five Minutes (originally developed by Ham in the Fridge). For more information, email us at games@adultswim.com. Or visit http://tinyurl.com/7nl82b

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What happend? Not working Ruffle?

Cant play it right now.

it's super trully cool, yo.

Doesn't work in Newgrounds Player, just got a black screen.

But from what I remember, this used to be very hard, until all the injury animations were sped up, making it trivial. Does anyone know where I could find a version of this game where the animations weren't sped up?

what a nostalgic childhood game I wonder how wholesome it was!

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4.35 / 5.00

Apr 28, 2009
1:51 PM EDT