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Cyberen's Cavity Search

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Sup, Newgrounds? This is your beloved Princess L. bringing you another instant-classic Cyberen Silly! Excited? You better be!


Cyberen gets a deep cavity search today, kiddies! Most of you have never been subjected to this procedure. Thankfully, that lucky son-of-a-gun Cyberen - who is, at this point getting settled into his grimy, new holding-cell while he awaits trial (having been caught stealing the sapphire Thai beads in http://www.newgrounds.com /portal/view/489878) - will so you don't have to!


Constable Cocksbury gets the honor of cavity-searching Cyberen for contraband, unfortunately for our incarcerated antihero and his weary orifices. The constable has had his eyes on Cyberen ever since the "public masturbation" incident (http://www.newgrounds.co m/portal/view/477354), and is using this procedure to carry out his revenge!


There's two VERY VALUABLE lessons for you in tonight's Silly, boys and girls. First, of course, is that CRIME DOESN'T PAY!!!!!!! The other, equally important lesson is that you should NEVER KEEP QUIET WHEN SOMEONE IS TOUCHING YOU IN A WAY THAT ISN'T OK. Sometimes a police or corrections officer might have to put a finger or two up your anus, but NEVER how Constable Cocksbury is doing it to Cyberen!


Thank you and God bless!


-Princess Laucherella


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Yea..

Well I'm glad we know what a pig is. And to add too it... it had music to go with it.... OK now that we have figured that out...where's the rest??

Overall 1/10 and a vote of 0

Well it is a pig!

We can all agree on that. =)

okkkkkkkkk

good start now I want to see more

Princess-Laucherella responds:

creature of the night

........I really shouldn't be surprised

Just out of curiosity, how come you never think to put in as much effort into your submissions as you do your comments? It makes no sense at all.

Princess-Laucherella responds:

"If you're doing nonsense, it has to be rather awful because there'd be no point." -Edward Gorey

With love, Laucherella

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Apr 5, 2009
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