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Cyberen Lives w/ Syphilis

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Ah, the last Cyberen of the night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, eh Newgrounds?


Well, Jhonen Vasquez finally got Cyberen out of Sylvia Plath's magic oven (she was kicking his butt at craps anyway). Cyberen agrees to take the medicine prescribed by Dr. Buttswallows... Happy ending, right? I suppose it worked out for old Cyberen this time, but neurosyphilis is NOT A LAUGHING MATTER. Al Capone died that way. Really, he did.


After Cyberen takes his first dose of antibiotics, he goes for a long, romantic walk with Jhonen Vasquez and discusses what it's like living with an STD (as he has finally accepted that he has been doing so for quite some time). I'm warning you, his descriptions are VERY graphic, possibly too graphic for younger ears. Don't worry, Cyberen's back is to the camera when he drops his short shorts and shows Jhonen Vasquez his drippy, orange package. You can look up pictures of syphilis on your own time if the look on Jhonen Vasquez's face wasn't enough for ya! This is a kids show, after all.


Anyway, please take tonight's Silly seriously, as there is a grave message behind the slapstick humor and pie-juggling. Neurosyphilis is BAD NEWS, kids. Don't forget it!


Love always, Princess Laucherella!

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awwww

so sad. This proves that cyberen sillies can accomplish more than humour, it can also send a message.

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