What is this piece of junk?! There are at least 5 reasons how you can inprove this to make it a star!
1. Painfully unfunny- seriously...using swear words isn't being close to funny! You need to step up the comedy
2. poor animations- I swear, they look as though they were moving pieces of paper
3. no action- no spears, no spikes, not even an AK-47 or a bazooka! just walking around!
4. morbid obesity- Bowser's not the only clinically obese person/turtle in this movie
5. Too long- I swear, I waited for a 30 minutes for this sh*t to load, and this is what i get!
go by these guidelines, and then try, try, again