Did I just meet cookie clock, or did he meet me?

I mean, it's pretty generic for clock crew spam, but this one is actually below the standard to be blunt. It's obvious what's wrong with this, so I'm not gonna waste my time saying it.

eh?????

i have a question wat was that?
and wat did it say like it sounded likw
balgh blagh some one should fuk my ass
i dont get it?????

lol

that was funny

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