Here you go, folks! Part two (because I love you)!

After being exposed to a special kind of biohazardous goo that healed Cyberen's fatal wounds, a wonderful side-effect, his new "green thumb", allowed him to turn Santa Fe, New Mexico into one big beautiful garden of flowers! Even the ghost of Sylvia Plath stops brooding for a little bit! Just when everyone in town are joining their hands in song, Cyberen notices that he can't move!

Thinking one of his fetching blue sandals caught on something, he looks down, only to find them completely covered by roots extending from his feet! Good gravy! What has happened to Cyberen?! That's just what the assiduous Dr. Buttswallows aims to find out!

This Silly will alternate between Dr. Buttswallows searching for the truth and Cyberen dealing with ennui and confusion over how to poop! As always, this is "fun with a moral", and Cyberen's gonna tell you guys all about the evils of interracial marriage, so listen up, kiddies!

Until tomorrow, this is Princess Laucherella, reminding you to wash your hands before every meal and take vitamins or steroids so you don't end up like ol' Cyberen!