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rated 1.24 / 5 stars
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Action - Shooter - Multidirectional

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Mar 12, 2009 | 7:36 PM EDT

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Pilot an unfertilized egg and shoot down incoming sperm with V2 rockets. This arcade shooter was inspired by Geometry Wars and the Atari classic Missile Command.

You'll need to keep up a pretty high volume of fire to fend off these spermies, especially given their erratic squirming.

Like in Missile Command, it's the explosions, not direct impacts, that kill. Use this to set up missile umbrellas and firewalls as you run and gun.



Rated 5 / 5 stars


That was bad ass! That shit got hard though! I guess I'll just have to get 48 abortions :( Total bad ass game!


Rated 0 / 5 stars

Change the Rating.

Dude, please change the rating to at least teens... I dont think 10 year olds and what not should be playing this stuff..

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You have to be kidding me.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Pretty fun

This game is pretty cool. It definitely gets points for the concept and the 1950's housewife picture, because that is hilarious.

The key to the missiles is to atually hit the sperm with the explosion resulting from the missiles rather than the body of the missile itself I find.

Best I've ever done is octupulets.


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

The missles

You should have made them a destroy on impact of the sperm. Instead of the explode at a point and cause the sperm to die. Hell with that being the case. It wasn't even worth moving, so as not to glitch the sperm into making a like jumped movement. Overall I disliked your game. Too basic, even more so than Geometry Wars. However, you did put some effort into it, so I give you 3/10 stars.


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

kinda confusing

I couldn't figure out if the rockets were actually hitting the sperm and it was impossible to get away from them.