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A classic column drop game with an obvious bonus for the fellas. The more rows you clear, the more this lady strips. Enjoy.
I like this even though it takes me like 50 times to beat it. I want someone to hack this game to only have the light blue 1x5 line so it can be easier.
What the 2 people below me said, AND, why can't we speed up the dropping speed WITHOUT it instantly falling to the bottom? Especially because as said before, there's no grid to help guide the player. Patch the game please!
"Enjoy"? Pffft, no. This is completely unplayable. When you have a field this damn large, there are certain things you need to take into account to make a decent Tetris 'clone'.
The first of those things is to gradually increase the difficulty, not to say, "Oh, you cleared a few lines, so I guess it's time to double the drop speed!"
The second would be something called a 'drop shadow'; on a field this expansive, with no guidelines whatsoever to guide the player, I often have to wait ten to thirty seconds just to be able to tell where my drop is going so I don't screw up because your game punishes us for fucking up.
The third would be--and this is the important part--smooth controls: I want to be able to have time to spin my blocks a couple times before they freeze in place, not to have them quick-drop onto the blocks below them and just magically stop like they were just fastened together with crazy glue.
The fourth is the block shapes and sizes. They have to be more uniform. You can't just throw the player a mish-mash of three-, four- and the occasional five-block pieces, especially on a field of this goddamn size (and no, I'm not going to stop talking about that because it's a big fucking deal). It's bad enough that we have to fill every single gap with three-piece blocks on a 20x23 map, but when you get a line piece that's five blocks long--oh, and you'll probably appreciate this analogy--it's like getting hit in the face with a double-sided dildo while someone screams in your face, "Where're you gonna put this, huh? HUH?!"
And finally, the thing that needs to be changed most... is the girl's attitude. Yeah, you think it's fun playing this game while the female character spouts derisive insults at you whenever you try to complete an objective? I'm almost inclined to believe that it's a feminist statement--if it were a guy in-game spouting derisive comments to a player the player assumes is meant to be female, no one would particularly go out of their way to complain, would they--but it's not that; it's just stupid. When you do something good, you should not be subjected to ridicule or punishment through the game. Oh, the girl's complaining about being in that squatting position? Well, with her bitchy attitude of hers, she can sit like that all damn day for all I care.
Compared to your other games like 'StripBowl' and 'Strip Darts with Rednecca', this is pure garbage. It's no wonder your website was a giant flop.
I fully agree with GoKy, but, with one additional complaint: In WHICH universe can THIS be called "Tetris"!? Certainly not the one I'm playing this in! With Tetris, EVERY piece has FOUR individual blocks, in THIS, however, some pieces have THREE blocks, some have five, and, really, no, this simply isn't a Tetris variant of ANY kind, and therefore, even CALLING one is COMPLETELY unacceptable!
An erotic game should be sexy and this game is not sexy.
Like the last reviewer mentioned, she's a bitch to the player, and that isn't hot. Even if you can get to level 10, she still minces words with the player.
That brings me to the other point that a lot of other reviewers have brought up. The game's difficulty curve is much too steep, and that makes the game no fun. In order for the player to even strip down the model completely and get to level 10, you would have to get to level 7.5 and get 5 in a row, skipping levels 8-9.5.
The only good thing I can say about this game is the graphics and the music, that is good. But that cannot save this game from being the train wreck that it is. No one should play this game if they have any self-respect.
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