Heyyy,

I rememberr when I was in churchh and this new boy joined us! Thiss was maybe likee 10-11 years ago. We weree like a youthh group dedicated to the Lord and we weree all very happyy that this guy joined us!!

Hee was cooll and all but he seemed weirded out when I smiledd and sang songs about the Lordd. Anyway, he never came back to our congregation/church, whichh really hurtt my feelings.

I've beenn cryingg ever since! So now I am giving this gamee 0/5.

You'ree going to helll.

God bless you all,

I am a pastor and I was instructed to give a speech at a local high-school about the love of the Lord. In my speech I discussed many subjects and then I asked the following question:

"What is love? You can't explain that without God"

As soon as I uttered my words a boy with an elevated BMI said he wanted to talk. I brought the microphone to his face and he then took it off my hands and said

"Love is a chemical reaction that occurs in the brain!"

Everyone laughed and it ruined my speech. Clearly this boy is a heathen or pagan. Now I am trying to find him to perform an exorcism.

God Bless.

Many and many a year ago, I was walking merrily along the road when a young lad exposed himself in front of my personage. I was furious as it ruined my merry walk!

Then, yestermorning, I was walking merrily along that same road when this horrible game exposed itself to me! It ruined my merry walk again!

I knew from that moment that the two events were related and now I will be taking legal action against this such individual.

Get some class!

Yhhhhhh, this is baaaad.

I rmember we was playin a gam next to som library and this wasteman kicked the coke bottle between me legs. Fair.

But insted of punchin me on the shlder he punched me in the eye!!!!

Ever sinc that day me and the mandem are searching for this wasteman so we can bang im up!

I found his game and now I will find him - watch.

I remember when this young man came to my office crying because he got a detention. I felt bad for him so I removed his sanction.

However, now that I have played this game I am furious because it is the worst game I have ever played in my life!!! I have now made it my life's mission to find this boy again and give him, not just one, but ten detentions for creating such a crappy game!!!

Sound (0/10)

Terrible, I cannot concentrate on my work.

Graphics (0/10)

My eyes hurt so much that they almost bled.

Gameplay (0/10)

It's so boring that if I had only 10 seconds to live I would spend them playing this game as this feels like an eternity.

Overall (0/10)

Deserved a billion sanctions.