It's her royal highness the Princess Laucherella here, bringin' you the latest and greatest in the popular, monthly Cyberen Sillies spin-off, The Horsebitch Hijinks! Get ready for fun with a moral!!!!!!

Jessica Anne "Horsebitch" Churney-Strickland is a deadly assassin employed by the sinister Tennipples Industries. She's the leader of the dreaded Horsebitch Cavalry, the aptly named Dr. Steeley Tennipples's elite band of equestrian femmes fatales!

For years, Horsebitch has been following Cyberen Broyoshi - the bumbling antihero of the popular, "edutaining" animated series, The Cyberen Sillies - waiting for a moment to strike and kidnap poor Cyberen, so that his body can be harvested into a doomsday device for the maniacal Dr. Tennipples.

Along the way, however, something unexpected happened: Horsebitch fell in love with Cyberen! Now she plays the role of a voluptuous double-agent, constantly staying one gallop ahead of both Cyberen and her evil employer, with the help of Susie, her wise-cracking horse!

This is her story...

Episode Three: "Giddy-Up, Horsebitch!"

Cyberen is at "Whole Foods", buying some delicious and nutritious wheat germ and tofu for his new diet to pack off his extra pounds! Try it sometime - your body sure will thank you and boy is it good!

Meanwhile, Horsebitch is in the middle of a high-stakes race - and in the lead, no less - when her Horsebitch senses begin to tingle! Cyberen must be in trouble!

Sure enough, visible from the race trail, the Santa Fe dam and recreation area has been BLOWN UP in a vile act of terrorism by who else but those gosh darn, no good, filthy ol' arabs! As a wall of water races towards Whole Foods, Horsey and her faithful, wise-cracking horse Susie are left with very little time to finish the race and rescue the hapless Cyberen from certain death!

Can it be done, or will Horsebitch have to make a choice between money and love? WATCH AND FIND OUT in part 3 of the epic Horsebitch saga!

PS: The Cyberen Sillies forums have been reopened, so if you you're lookin' for some good, clean, Cyberen-tastic fun, come on over and hang out with my gang! We always love new friends! :-)

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