First off, I'd like to apologize to my loyal fans for missing two day's worth of Sillies. I haven't been feeling well, but I promise I'll be good! I just feel terrible leaving you hanging like that!

Second thing - just a reminder: We've reopened the Sillies' forums, so if you'd like to join us on our sacred mission to let the world know how dang silly Cyberen is, drop us an application ;-)

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Also, I'd like to give special thanks to Lord Humungus; without his genius, today's Silly would not be possible. Now, without further ado...

At the end of our last adventure, Cyberen is saved by some shady characters from the US government who stick a tube up Cyberen's butt and extract what Cyberen thought was the evil spirit of Abe Lincoln (watch the madness here:http://www.newground s.com/portal/view/483602) .

The "suits" explain to Cyberen that an evil Abe Lincoln had been stolen by the seemingly-inoccuous Charitable Hospice Organization Dignifying Entreaties (or C.H.O.D.E. for short;), who are, in fact, a terrorist group attempting, just like Tennipples Industries (whose M.O. was revealed in Horsebitch #1 http://www.newgrounds.com /portal/view/476815), to use Cyberen's body for bio-warfare. The first time Cyberen ever sees a CHODE (in "A Favor House Cyberen", http://www.newgrounds.com /portal/view/460468), they managed to stick it in him. YES, I show it in the episode, you just didnt pick up on it. Why, see for yourself!

They also tell Cyberen that they know about him escaping the law after getting caught masturbating in public (as seen in this Silly: http://www.newgrounds.com /portal/view/477354), but are willing to fully acquit him if he goes on a special mission for them.

Cyberen, having more experience with Russia than he would care to (please see http://www.newgrounds.com /portal/view/412255), he is charged with searching for a Russian decoding machine, known as Dikshit, which he MUST find before the evil CHODE does!

Whilst romantically linked with Russian girl, Tatiana Poopkins, Cyberen sneaks his way around Istanbul, whilst each CHODE agent tries to pick him off, including A REBUILT "RED CYBEREN" MONSTER (if you never saw Cyberen's battle with the terrible beast, I recommend it http://www.newgrounds.com /portal/view/465557) and ex-KGB agent Rosa Kuntski who knows all the tricks in the books and even possesses an incredible poison tipped shoe! Oh boy, what a cartoon!

VERY IMPORTANT PS: If you haven't been keeping up with the Cyberen Sillies, and you're wondering why Cyberen looks so hefty in today's Cyberen, it's because Brock Janson, the real "Cyberen", has gained 47 pounds stress-eating as a result of his recent battle with cancer. Please go to http://cyberen.newgrounds .com and give Cyberen your support as he packs off the pounds!

Love always, Princess Laucherellla :)