Cyberen returns to school after long-neglecting his valuable education, and in Honor of President's day, he must memorize the Gettysburg address. Innate stupidity and lifelong drug-use have make it rather difficult to memorize things (there's a lesson in that, kiddos!).

Strapped for time, Cyberen uses the questionably-stained Ouija board he bought at a garage sale to summon the ghost of Honest Abe for help. Being very weak-minded, however, much like the "Sylvia Plath" fiasco (http://www.newgrounds.co m/portal/view/461367), Cyberen is quickly overwhelmed and possessed by the bored (and by this point psychotic) Abe Lincoln!

Cyberen, for the first time in his tragically long, 23 year old life, is able to grow a proper (and rather fetching) beard, and gets a perfect grade at school. What Cyberen would have never counted on was that the former president would freak out when he saw the "modern day negros" he essentially died for.

Can Cyberen regain control before Abraham Lincoln goes on a hatered-fueled, racial killing spree? Outlook not good!

Enjoy, folks! -L