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Cyberen: Up In Smoke

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Cyberen returns victorious (or so it seems) to Santa Fe when a hilarious situation arises! Kaleb Jenkem, the thoroughly unpleasant, acne-scarred, obese McDonalds employee who just had it in for Cyberen gets fired for smoking in the drive-thru window!


Cyberen must return to take his place in the busy retaurant, whilst trying to keep Kaleb from killing himself because McDonalds was ostensibly the only thing he had going for him in his crappy excuse for a life!


Cyberen eventually decides that he would rather stick his face in the cooking oil than continue working Kaleb's horrific job, and promptly quits to console his former employer! It looks like Cyberen is doing the suicide negotiations this time around! Oh whoopsy-daisy, scratch that!


Cyberen arrives to find Kaleb has blown out his brains (before he could die of smoking related illness), but only moments before the family reunion taking place at that very McDonalds! Will they find out that their beloved child is an irresponsible turd (and a dead one at that!)?


Cyberen is too "nice" (disturbed) to let such a thing simply happen without his involvement, so he assumes Kaleb's undesireable identity (he's the spitting image with all the weight he's gained), has sex with the manager as Kaleb surely has done numerous times (censored with rainbows and bunnies, as with most graphic scenes in this kid-friendly series), gets Kaleb's crappy job back and impresses the parents!


But what happens when they notice the blood/brains on Cyberen's clothes? Watch and find out!

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Wtf

that was realy stupid
terible voices
Retarted animation
crapy song
and What the fuck is bill crosby and fat albert doing in there???

Fail

What is this crap, its just a blop flipping when some weird music plays in the background. If you want to make a successful flash, your going to need more then this. Next time try putting more animation into it or a story.

But please, try harder instead of making crap like this.

hmmm...

There was no end. the only two frames of animation in the entire thing cycled over and over just kept on going after the audio stream was done playing. aside from the mildly amusing audio track it was a waste of time

I couldn't stand that >:[

I gave you ten seconds. You failed. Good day to you sir.

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1.33 / 5.00

Uploaded
Feb 13, 2009
11:59 PM EST