Working off the debt he owes to the McDonalds restaurant after leaving an unpayed bill and starting a small grease fire (see yesterday's Silly, "Splish Splash Cyberen" http://www.newgrounds.com /portal/view/482521), Cyberen accidentally falls in love all over again with the unscrupulous cartoonist known as Jhonen Vasquez, a man who has filled many of Cyberen's perverse fantasies (http://www.newgrounds.co m/portal/view/476190) and caused numerous nocturnal emissions (http://www.newgrounds.co m/portal/view/472084).

It looked to be a love story for the ages. They met for the first time since their tearful parting in "Wild Wild Cyberen Pt. 2 (http://www.newgrounds.co m/portal/view/477225)"*, as Cyberen was handing over Jhonen Vasquez's order of a Big Mac sandwich, six-piece nuggets, small fries, and a medium chocolate shake. He had exact change. They spent a magical night together with a gang of young rebels, traipsing through town on a mission to correct grammatical errors in street signs and graffiti.

But just when it seemed things couldn't be better, tragedy struck. Cyberen caught his beloved Jhonen making out at a party with another guy. And what's worse, he was a rival animator from a neighboring area, hailing only by his last name: Mathers. Now Cyberen must devise a vengeful plan by which he can humiliate his humiliator and win back his gay lover.

This Silly satires the fast food industry as a whole, and explores it's sinister role in the battle Cyberen is currently going through - IN REAL LIFE - with obesity. Obesity is a serious problem that is affecting 26% of America, including the popular Newgrounds artist.

Give Cyberen support as he packs off the pounds at his Newgrounds page (http://cyberen.newground s.com)! Cyberen is counting on you!

Thank you and have a wonderful night!

-Princess Laucherella

*This is not entirely true, as Jhonen Vasquez shows that he still cares for Cyberen in "Cyberen: Back on Crack" (http://www.newgrounds.co m/portal/view/481589) by anonymously leaving Cyberen a nine-ton crack boulder.