Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.
I live in California toooooo
Golden, we should get together sometime so I can make awkward sexual advances toward you, then you'll be all LULZ after I hit you in the head with an empty beer bottle and rob you blind.
Happiness is a warm crab
Smashing movie old bean
Also I'm halfway done with my epic space adventure involving you that takes place in California.