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Jan 22, 2009 | 9:15 PM EST

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ha cha cha cha chaaaaa!!!

oh and khawnerL from PO box 444 said "no way jose i aint no ho-ho, remove me from this flash because i'm too gooder than everyone to be in it fuck you dante" so i removed him even though he made the whole thing



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


welcome to reality. all mario fans, this is a MUST-SEE. they should finally realize how dipshit this game series is! it's nothing to get worked up over! it's fun, but IT ISNT WORTH OBSESSION OR FAN-HOOD.

and benja da ninja's smart.

the dante 222+2 one is the most reasonable reason for making mario, whoever the idiot is who did it.

Horsenwelles responds:

ha cha cha cha chaaaaaaarrrghghhghhghhghhggfff


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars



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"it all started on the set of full house, when bob saget accidentally fell on jhon stamos's ass. his face was up against the thick greasy hole, when he started eating. ashley olsen walked in, and the both started ramming thier cocks in her pussy. they then took a full bucket of cocane and shoved the poor actress's head in and made her snort the entire bucket. her head exploded on both of the actors, and they had blood gay sex in the middle of the floor. at the same time, across the street, on the set of fresh prince of bell air, will smith heard a child dying and got a boner. he ran to the full house set as fast as possible. the actors became entangled in bloody cum as the big daytime television satan orgy began. mary kate olsen walked in to the scene where she vomited, and the three fucking actors licked up the vomit, and tri-cock raped mary kate olsen. uncle phil heard the racket while in his changing room, and he rushed down to see what the trouble was. when he walked in, will smith came directly in uncle phil's eye. he said "i dont think its funny will!" as he then proceded to lick it off. things really heated up, when on the set of family matters, the actor playing urcle heard the commotion, and rushed down the street, pulling his clothes off. when he got there, he jammed as many cocks as he could into his body, and he began to suffocate, and explode with fluids as he gurgled "oops, did i do that?". all of the women actors started watching and making out with eachother. they ran down to be apart of this death infested bisexual orgy. tim allen got involved by stabbing uncle phil with a screw driver while he sucked his cock. will smith, as he was being raped by carlton, started shitting on everyone with squirting diarea. the orgy lasted for 1200 years until everyone died of AIDS and daytime television jokes. mary kate olsen was never seen again, until an autopsy report claimed that she was rammed up uncle phils ass, and was reported dead 3 years after the orgy ended. it was fucking sexy as a donky's cock up a n****rs fat asshole while they suck the shit out of a dogs ass. i have a boner"

- Mario


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Jokes were ok. Some of them were a tad... un funny? But overall it was good.

Horsenwelles responds:

it had mario in it!!!!!


you saw through its demeanor and got right to the point


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

this was hilarious

i enjoyed it keep up the good work.

Horsenwelles responds:

this review can suck kanye west's ego


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


nipple rings

Horsenwelles responds:

butt rings

was there a mushroom gobbling pasta n****r running around?