Fat Dick Balls

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ha cha cha cha chaaaaa!!!

oh and khawnerL from newgrounds.com PO box 444 said "no way jose i aint no ho-ho, remove me from this flash because i'm too gooder than everyone to be in it fuck you dante" so i removed him even though he made the whole thing



sorry i just didn't like this

*things you can improve on ___

Horsenwelles responds:




its kind of obvious what you were going for here guys, and thats not a good thing. you were trying to bash videogame flashes by making a parody about them. problem is, half the jokes were horrifically unfunny, and the other half were taken straight from metal gear funnies. you guys have no sense of subtlety, and i think you may even be confusing satire and parody

the problem is not that you guys are dissatisfied with the way this site is going, we all are. i suppose its a well intentioned flash. but adding shit on top of shit won't solve anything. this flash is no better than a parody.

Horsenwelles responds:


i see what your getting at

no arguement


I expected more out of you dante x_x
But hey, the majority of this collab was pretty funny.

Good job

Horsenwelles responds:

yeahh..... well i wish i really cared more lol

thanks for the review

Horrendous, mediocre and unfunny

No offense but why did you even bother making this? Sure Metal gear funnies inspired you but this was more of a video game parody rather than something making fun of another flash animation. If this was intended to make fun of Mario parodies, I really can't see that anywhere in this flash. It's just the same old bullshit Mario movie with scenes that don't even make sense, even if they're supposed to be random humor, it wasn't that for sure.
This is just really bad and I knew it would be. You should be more ashamed of this more than anyone whos ever made a Mario parody.
this doesn't even work as a satire or as a parody, it is beyond terrible. You ripped off sounds from metal gear funnies, made an almost exact copy of the menu and NONE of the jokes/whatever were funny. appart from having a terrible voice acting and an incredibly mediocre animation in all aspects.
But if there is something that crosses the line, is the attitude of the collab organizer.

Starting a "Mario funnies" collab with complete ripoffs of another collab is an idea that I simply cant conceive, and changing the name later on just to cover up the shame is even worse. Metal gear funnies was made to make fun of people that make videogame parodies. You made (and are still making) videogame parodies. Now don't get me wrong there is nothing wrong with making them but I do think its pretty stupid to say you are making a satire and instead make a lot of jokes that the thing you are making fun of uses. and for the record guys, a satire is NOT a parody of a parody.
As a result we get an incredible atoricity with no tails and heads that will most probably receive reviews in the vein of "OMG MARIO THE RULZORZ""!!!

This is probably the worse cartoon ive seen in my life on Ng. and I mean it.

Horsenwelles responds:

seriously.... read the reviews eman

thier realistic

im showing you that not all of NG are idiots you bigot

also, your mimicing half of the reviews of MGF lol

A mix of good and bad.

Several of the submissions could have been done without. Not only would it have been better, it would have been shorter, which, in my opinion, is often good for collabs of this sort.
That being said, there were some really good ones. I liked Dylawrence's most of all, especially the Super Mario Sunshine one. Seeing FLUDD vomit was really funny.
Overall, I liked it, and think that it's worth at least one time through, maybe more. I just wish you'd add a scene select or skip button.

Horsenwelles responds:

i know

flash kept crashing

we all move on

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Credits & Info

3.88 / 5.00

Jan 22, 2009
9:15 PM EST
Comedy - Parody