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01-19-09 – 05-13-11

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Do you want to pick up a truly hot girl?

Sexizu gives you such opportunity - our beautiful girls await you! Choose one of them and become a lady-killer! But be aware - it's not an easy task! If you want to score, you need to impress them with your cunning, knowledge and chutzpah.

Your efforts will be rewarded! When temperature of your tete-a-tete starts to increase; girl will start tempting you, exposing more and more of her sexy body and provoking you to take more direct action.

New girls available soon - check www.sexizu.com

IN TERMS OF MATH TASKS:
Click on a place where you want to put your answer and then tap the numbers from a keyboard. It has been triple checked - there are no mistakes in this tasks. Just use your brain or a calc.
Small hint for dummies: with A+BxC you calculate BxC, and add A to the answer

Reviews


HeinzMonkeyHeinzMonkey

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Looks great

But I'm not sure your math answers are correct...


TheRandomDotTheRandomDot

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Pretty boring

The math was interesting, and the execution was good, but...I don't know, it was just boring. Plus, I was being polite to her, but screwed up her drink, and she responds by being an ass and ordering me to do it again and do it right this time (with exclamation on the end). If this was real life, I would have told her to F off at that moment. I'm there to help her, and she cops an attitude. Screw that. Likewise, we all know the pretty chicks just get dorky guys to come over, do their homework for them while they just act like a tease and spin their hair in their fingers. The dorky guy never gets any, because when she wanders off to "use the bathroom" or some such, she's actually calling her jock boyfriend letting him know she'll be over to screw his brains out in a little bit once you're done doing her home work for her.


BlackBlazerBlackBlazer

Rated 5 / 5 stars

YAY you did another game

OMG. LOVE YOUR GAMES. LOP WAS THE BEST GAME EVER. this game is Great.


misterchees0misterchees0

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Lol, it does NOT work for me, either!

Great game, math isn't good.

I quadruple checked my answers,

92
22
41.

No luck, give me the correct awswers, please D:


meschepersmeschepers

Rated 2 / 5 stars

The math IS wrong.

The way you have the math annotated is incorrect. The separate parts should be separated, not all together. Which way should I read them?

Should the first one be 25+(21x2)=67 or (25+21)x2=96 ?
Should the second be (55/5)x2=22 or 55/(5x2)=5.5 ?

The way in which the math is presented make a HUGE difference in what the answer is. You should definitely look into that before you submit something like this, or provide the answers to the problems. Face it, your math is wrong and that affects the whole submission.

From what I have seen the quality is good, the girl is hot and everything works except the math. Fix that and I think you'll have a winner.


cheesenipcheesenip

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

yeah math problem

maths wrong


gamemaniac999gamemaniac999

Rated 4 / 5 stars

nice

don't worry about the rest of the dumbasses who don't know their order of operations
great game, waiting for the next one


TJ2obraTJ2obra

Rated 5 / 5 stars

the answer to first question is...

68
22
41


egakiar444egakiar444

Rated 5 / 5 stars

for idiots who don't remember the basics

it's called order of operations,
parentheses
exponents
multiplication or
division left to right
add or
subtract left to right
PEMDAS


Niceguy2010Niceguy2010

Rated 0 / 5 stars

fuck this game

I am not dumb I know PEMDAS and i know math quite well and no answer will go in for me she tells me i am wrong no matter what i put in so the game is fucked


megalomediacmegalomediac

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

No comment on the game, but the math is right.

Someone earlier mentioned how the math needs to be notated:

Should the first one be 25+(21x2)=67 or (25+21)x2=96 ?
Should the second be (55/5)x2=22 or 55/(5x2)=5.5 ?

But you need to remember that none of the above require notation. For the first one, multiplication comes before the addition, so multiply 21 by 2 to get 42, then add 25 to 42 to get 67.

Also, remember that PEMDAS doesn't mean multiplication before division, it' s multiplication OR division. They both have equal priority, left to right. For the second equation above, divide 55 by 5 to get 11, and then multiply by 2. Because none of the operations has priority over the other, they just happen from left to right.


MaxwellXMaxwellX

Rated 3 / 5 stars

nice

funny as hell how i got the snot kicked outta me at the end.


BCZ26BCZ26

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

doesn't follow the right math

this could be a good game if only it followed the right order of operation, which ofcourse it doesn't. I keep doing the math equations right but they keep out coming wrong, so i can asume that the math in the game is ofcourse wrong!


Hendrix83Hendrix83

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Yes it does follow correct math

1. = 67
2. = 22
3. is basic and if you miss that u fail

p.s. Submit mire of these it rocked


JGBushidoJGBushido

Rated 4 / 5 stars

ummmmmm...

Pretty solid game. Not bad lookin girl either, nice.

hey BCZ26:
It is the right order BTW. Don't forget your PEMDAS. Gotta do that multiplication and division before the addition and subtraction dude.


RelezRelez

Rated 5 / 5 stars

^_^

good game


hentai-sweetiehentai-sweetie

Rated 5 / 5 stars

5/5

"You can alphaBET on it" XD lol


brownie5960brownie5960

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

the math is no problem, mine was the mixology

it seems as if i need to go to bartending school. i flunked the 2nd test, we definitely need a walkthrough for this!. If you could, kindly submit one to the shark's lagoon, which is where i found most of the adult games!


cowboy3817cowboy3817

Rated 5 / 5 stars

HELP!?!?!

how the fuck do you make a blue carucao?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?


cjmar2009cjmar2009

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Good game

Could do with boxes for the imputs maybe.

Anybody been able to get more than the one ending?


tehsandwichzorztehsandwichzorz

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Sylvia

Holy hell was she hot. Does anybody have her full name? Quiero mas.


redflag64redflag64

Rated 5 / 5 stars

great

very good game


HatchethomieHatchethomie

Rated 5 / 5 stars

great game

all you need is a phone (calculator) and some common sense... if she wants something with orange juice and vodka look on the chart to find something that has orange juice and vodka (but make the whole thing) and the blue carucao is just carucao


jollebbjollebb

Rated 5 / 5 stars

good game

there are three possible endings, two of them good, to get the nympho ending, just complete the game.
If you wanr the ending where you get Sylvia as a girlfriend, do the math and drinks right, and choose the "smart-ass" lines.


Nickelback7a2Nickelback7a2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Not bad

keep up the good work


shortmastashortmasta

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

i liked it but..

i liked it but the animation leaves something to be desired...it just poped up at me and nothing really stimulating you know what i mean maybe you could work on it mybe not im just saying


k1ngy95k1ngy95

Rated 5 / 5 stars

good game

its a hard game i cant fet passed the first questions


SilversteeldragonSilversteeldragon

Rated 5 / 5 stars

good game

just go to the accesories and open the calculator


Veps11Veps11

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Math

I cant get trough the math questions, and math wasn`t my good side at highschool either.


muv20muv20

Rated 5 / 5 stars

NO WHY NOW

i was up to the ass then i licked the pussy instead and i lost CRAP


giantWariogiantWario

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great game.

I guess it must be true that most people watching porn on newgrounds are 13 years old. Look, I hate math. I almost failed a math class twice. And I still got all the answers VERY easely. There is absolutely no hard math question in this game. But whats even worse is that some of you people actually argued that his math werent right????

Look, since some of you are obviously retards, I'll actually be kind and give you the answers:

1. 67
22
41

2. 135

3. 4

Thats it. There is absolutely no complicated math problem in that game.


dharaka99dharaka99

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Good Awesome Game

I'm pretty much stuck on the 3rd question about the alcohol..


ZackTheRockmanZackTheRockman

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Have some questions

1. How can you get a five-stared mood?

2. What is th 2nd ending?

By the way, I think it is an interesting game. Well done.


EliteAristocratEliteAristocrat

Rated 5 / 5 stars

oooo

GROWING PENIS!!! * Squirt Squirt *


rayhsrayhs

Rated 4 / 5 stars

cool game

To get the second ending you tell her that she won't pass unless she blows the teacher. She tells her BF that she fucked you and he beats you up


konvect123konvect123

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

question!

whats the answer of the 3rd question of the drink things guys


cooldude2213cooldude2213

Rated 5 / 5 stars

...

Whats the 55 / 5x2= Answer? PLZ TELL ME I NEED TO KNOE!!!


NaruSasu113NaruSasu113

Rated 5 / 5 stars

WHeres the fucking blue curacao?

i can't find the blue curacao


facotimefacotime

Rated 5 / 5 stars

WOW

Great game but not really good with math ...... do you have more of thes that dont have to do with math


Massacure99Massacure99

Rated 5 / 5 stars

awesome

i beat the game :D all u need to know is the math questions
#1 25+(21x2)=67
#2 55/5x2=22
#3 17+11+25-12=41
the fourth question about the belgium and polish is 135
and the last question i skipped becuz that one was too fucking hard xD
also blue curacao is curacao so dont get that confused hoped dis helped :)


ghostrecon23ghostrecon23

Rated 5 / 5 stars

the last question is easy

the answer is 4

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