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A Big Three Xmas

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Jan 1, 2009 | 8:43 AM EST

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The extras are in this link. I don't feel like working through a big and laggy file just to add a flash link. It's not like anyone downlaoded the flash anyway.


Copy and follow the link to see the extras. (Get rid of the spaces that NG throws into the link to prevent bots from copy-pasting)


Ooh, frontpage! Thanks for bailing me out, Tom!


So the score went from 3.82 to 3.59 to 3.89... Wow.
Too bad booms and busts don't work backwards in real life.

Okay, so it's 8 hours late. But if it took them a year to realize we were in a recession then by godDAMN, I'm the freakin' Flash when it comes to Flash!

Crappy puns aside, this here is a series of skits revolving around the world's top three favourite doomed car companies: GM, Ford, and Chrysler. Join them as they venture on a quest for bailouts, ???, and PROFIT!!!

Yes, the economy's gone down the toilet and Joe the Plumber can't fix either, but you don't need to be greatly depressed over the impending Greater Depression! Instead, have a laugh and enjoy this movie!


~Spent more than 35 hours on end without sleep! (True! 35 hours and counting, as I'm writing this.)
~Ensured that Starbucks will never go bankrupt now! (Turns out caffiene is worse than dope!)
~Begged the viewers to recommend this for the Politics collection! (Please?)



Rated 5 / 5 stars

world's greatest deal

free catgirl


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Tossing money at these 3 companies is like tossing money on a bon-fire. They've had their chance to restructure during the SUV days, but they chose to rest on their laurels. Chevy even had an electric car in CA during the 90's, but trashed the idea as "not worth while". So, now they're hoping to some how stave off bankruptcy, and magically restructure the auto worker's union, the suppliers of crappy/expensive parts AND their whole business model at the same time. Good luck with that. It would take a lot of time and effort to switch them over to a more Edwards Demming style of quality work, but they don't have that kind of time. This was such a waste of tax-payer money.

But, THIS was such a great flash! Way to go! The bank robbery scene was awesome! And the "free cat girl with each purchase" ... GENIUS! Great job!

Nutcasenightmare responds:

Hm... I wonder why the demand for our new gas-guzzling <insert any line of cars they make here> is substantially low this quarter...

And, thank you for that wonderful review!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Great Flash :D Loved the cat singing :D


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Twas great

It gave me a adequate conscience about politics. And yes, I recommended it for the Politics collection.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Very clever!

You get a 9/10 for the flash itself and a bonus point for the amount of wit it took to come up with these jokes. Your intelligence and satire really showed through here, and I commend you for it! :)