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A Big Three Xmas

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Jan 1, 2009 | 8:43 AM EST

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The extras are in this link. I don't feel like working through a big and laggy file just to add a flash link. It's not like anyone downlaoded the flash anyway.


Copy and follow the link to see the extras. (Get rid of the spaces that NG throws into the link to prevent bots from copy-pasting)


Ooh, frontpage! Thanks for bailing me out, Tom!


So the score went from 3.82 to 3.59 to 3.89... Wow.
Too bad booms and busts don't work backwards in real life.

Okay, so it's 8 hours late. But if it took them a year to realize we were in a recession then by godDAMN, I'm the freakin' Flash when it comes to Flash!

Crappy puns aside, this here is a series of skits revolving around the world's top three favourite doomed car companies: GM, Ford, and Chrysler. Join them as they venture on a quest for bailouts, ???, and PROFIT!!!

Yes, the economy's gone down the toilet and Joe the Plumber can't fix either, but you don't need to be greatly depressed over the impending Greater Depression! Instead, have a laugh and enjoy this movie!


~Spent more than 35 hours on end without sleep! (True! 35 hours and counting, as I'm writing this.)
~Ensured that Starbucks will never go bankrupt now! (Turns out caffiene is worse than dope!)
~Begged the viewers to recommend this for the Politics collection! (Please?)



Rated 1 / 5 stars


at first the random theme was kind of funny, kind of like south park but you took it to a whole new level it was way to much random actions.and at the end the randomness wasn't even funny seem lika good author but try to make enough funniness to go along with all the random parts

Nutcasenightmare responds:

Ya obviously missed some of the jokes. For example, the elves represented the UAW. I even made the names of the speakers Ura, Albert, and Wilma. Grand Theft Auto is partially based on everyone needing a bailout, taxes, and that Black Friday when a Walmart worker was trampled to death.

I don't really blame you for not knowing the political stuff behind the bailouts. I mean, even the Fed and the banks are keeping it all hush-hush. I'd recommend you read a newspaper, but apparently newspapers need a bailout too.

The only intentionally random joke I remember was the SNL parody skit and the malfunctioning pink cat. I couldn't resist.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Now that my friend is a new year's gift! The animation was fantastic, and so were the gags. The lazer one never gets old. The one with the cat robot was my favorite. I liked the "What is Love" reference. Happy new year, my friend!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

That was awesome.

It enertained me. I loved all the scenes, and the humpr.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


Tossing money at these 3 companies is like tossing money on a bon-fire. They've had their chance to restructure during the SUV days, but they chose to rest on their laurels. Chevy even had an electric car in CA during the 90's, but trashed the idea as "not worth while". So, now they're hoping to some how stave off bankruptcy, and magically restructure the auto worker's union, the suppliers of crappy/expensive parts AND their whole business model at the same time. Good luck with that. It would take a lot of time and effort to switch them over to a more Edwards Demming style of quality work, but they don't have that kind of time. This was such a waste of tax-payer money.

But, THIS was such a great flash! Way to go! The bank robbery scene was awesome! And the "free cat girl with each purchase" ... GENIUS! Great job!

Nutcasenightmare responds:

Hm... I wonder why the demand for our new gas-guzzling <insert any line of cars they make here> is substantially low this quarter...

And, thank you for that wonderful review!


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


great movie i took one star off because i like dodge and dont like the idea of them shutting down

Nutcasenightmare responds:

Yeah, I would never wish upon any of these companies that their products fail. But if the government's gonna try to run GM and Chrysler, you gotta cherish your Dodge while you can...