A Big Three Xmas

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The extras are in this link. I don't feel like working through a big and laggy file just to add a flash link. It's not like anyone downlaoded the flash anyway.

http://www.nutcasenightma re.com/big3.htm

Copy and follow the link to see the extras. (Get rid of the spaces that NG throws into the link to prevent bots from copy-pasting)


Ooh, frontpage! Thanks for bailing me out, Tom!


So the score went from 3.82 to 3.59 to 3.89... Wow.
Too bad booms and busts don't work backwards in real life.

Okay, so it's 8 hours late. But if it took them a year to realize we were in a recession then by godDAMN, I'm the freakin' Flash when it comes to Flash!

Crappy puns aside, this here is a series of skits revolving around the world's top three favourite doomed car companies: GM, Ford, and Chrysler. Join them as they venture on a quest for bailouts, ???, and PROFIT!!!

Yes, the economy's gone down the toilet and Joe the Plumber can't fix either, but you don't need to be greatly depressed over the impending Greater Depression! Instead, have a laugh and enjoy this movie!


~Spent more than 35 hours on end without sleep! (True! 35 hours and counting, as I'm writing this.)
~Ensured that Starbucks will never go bankrupt now! (Turns out caffiene is worse than dope!)
~Begged the viewers to recommend this for the Politics collection! (Please?)



Man not as good as "the game" but obviously much shorter and narrow vision. Good job you've got great satire and a great way of animating it.

Pretty good until...

that animal person thing. Outside a church. You do realize the irony, right? I mean the church ain't into beastiality. Oh no, I got the message of this Flash, it's just that little flaw (the fury thing) kind of killed it.

....Why do I get the feeling that there are now thousands of fat, ugly chicks that want me dead right now?

Nutcasenightmare responds:

Oh c'mon, of all the things to be revolted by in this Flash. /=P


the catgirl a little less furry but still great idea


and those idiots are getting bailed out too.

Might have been good

The sound effects were insanely loud, while the voices were insanely quiet. I couldn't turn the volume up, as that would kill my ears the second anything made any noise; and I couldn't turn the speakers down, as then I could barely hear any voices. Adding in the weird accent and pronunciation, and you get a flash that I couldn't even understand. The only reason you're even getting a 6 is because I can tell that a lot of work went into this flash. I could tell that there WAS a story or something, and there was a fair amount of quality in the animation. However, the erratic and painful sound volume gets you -4.

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4.38 / 5.00

Jan 1, 2009
8:43 AM EST
Comedy - Original